I BRING U...*drumroll* MY GUITAR!

I think this is the exact model! I love it so MUCH! ITS SO CL!

I have the keys to its case on my necklace...hehe with my dogtag...

Anyhoo, so how have ya'll beeN? Im great! Thanks for asking...NOT! lolz im jk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO LOVES BOB?

ok...g2g

ash

Hey yall! FIgured it was time for a new entry! =))))

WELL...The little league world series is coming on shortly! YAY ME!!!! WHOOHOO! I'm so excited...I just can't hide it...eh...sorry...

Hmm....GET R' DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, that's just like so much fun to say and i obviously have nothing to write about! SO....MeeT>>

HE CAN'T RUN! HE CAN'T JUMP! WHAT CAN HE DO??????
Several amazing things about BOB!

1. He can fly...i think

OK...SO that's wasn't a good idea...Anyway...

Let us reveal Bob's special talent...

*Drumroll*

Spelled backwards...Bob's name is Bob...He would like to tell ya'll that his name is Bob Bobbabobbabongbobbob!!!!!!!!!!

(It took him a long time to sign his library card!)

Alright...Bye...Say Bye Bob...

And my newest picture...really blurry and with weird lighting...anyway, i call it girl at football game

Well, today i was diving to catch a baseball, caught it, and smacked my head on the ground...That hurt! hehe!
I'm gonna post some pics now that ive gotten over being dizzy! =)

My Fantabulous SHoes!\

Me and Nicole on the way to New York!

Bad pic of me! BLECH!

ME again!

So yeah!

COMMENT PLEEZ?

ash

Hey ya'll!
Well I obviously have nothing to write about in this dumb entry! Lolz! BOOOORINNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hAHHAHAHAAHAH! That wasn't funny...

So i am selling stuff!!!!!!

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Heheeheheh...

Yeah, can you tell I'm

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ok bye

-Your friend ash

Well, i figured I needed to post a new entry! lolz!

2day I watched my niece gracie! SHOCK! SHe didn't decide to jump off really high things! SO yeah, that was a shocker! INstead, she decided to sit down in mud! By the time I hosed her off, it was naptime! So i took her in there for a nap and she would not quit talking! SO naptime didnt go very well! =)))) When she went to sleep with my Dad, I went in to watch my nephew and he drooled all over me while we watched LLWS reruns! So yeah, fun fun fun! hehe and to top it off I ate Cheesecake!!!!!!!!
I really want to play softball! I havent played in weeks cuz our stinkin travel team wont play! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH As if we might actually win one! LAUGHS!

well g2g! hasta la pasta! *Copyrighted as a catch phrase by Megaboy* There, megaboy, r u happy? lolz jk!

Bye peeps!

-ashley

*Horror Music*

I bring you a tragically horrifying tale...It all began when I was helping my Dad around his store! I was bored so I was running around with one of those Shark Vacum cleaner thingeys...Being controlling over all dust bunnies, this was soon complete, and I wanted something else to do! So...I grabbed the cleanign supplies and went into...The bathroom!

Let's just say cleaning a  bathroom is not fun when your gloves smell like someone cleaned a stinky diaper with them and I was like, afraid that I would mix chemicals together and cause a TOXIC FUME!
So yeah..That was horrifying! But I got the bathroom clean...

The other day I got a paycheck working for my Dad and went to wal mart and bought some skinny jeans...so yeah, cool

hasta la vista

=)))

Lets talk about the 4th of july! Um...well me, my twin, and my cousins went to the elementary school near our house to watch the fireworks...so yeah...mainly we ran around the playground equipment screaming our heads off and siging GIRLS NIGHT OUT! oh yeah....it was really awesome but girlscan pull that off without looking TOO stupid! hahahahahha

so did ya'll have a good 4th? It was the anniversary of the death of my dad's hero, Thomas Jefferson! Yeah,. he's obsessed with that dude! THomas played the violin, so guess what Daddy labors away at every ngiht? U guessed it! The violin! it sounds like this...OOOOEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASQUEAL!!! Yeah, this year we went to Jefferson's house Monticello

(ME AT MONTICELLO)

So yeah....

hasta la pasta

-ash

OK..imagaine this...Your in my shoes (Muddy cleets) on a muddy evening catching at home plate. The pitcher who throws in the 50's pitches it 3 feet way over your head. You throw off your helmet. take off running, grab the ball and get in the baseline to tag the runner out...

This is what happened to me. When I turned guess who was running at me? A 220 POUND GIRL! EEEEEK! So I'm just standing there dumbly with the ball and she slams me so hard she knocks me out, but when I stop asking if they'd get the license tag of what truck just hit me, I find the ball is in my mitt so it was an out!
So yeah...

The team we played ******ville consisted of about 12 girls at least 5,6 and weighing over 180 pounds. with ugly socks! Being a catcher, this scared me half to death! So yeah...We just barely lost! That made us 1-1...There team was seriously frightning! We named them the kids of the corn!
Get this! THere coach's name was Big Bertha and she was at least 300 pounds! If this does not scare you, you are...a pro wrestler. She threatened to hang her players if thety didn't get a hit! THE PLAYERS WERE PRACTUALLY SHAVING!
So yeah, we won our next game 17-3...And then we lost our game the next day so tragicaslly all stars is over.

Oh wel...now I am in florida soaking in a hot tub! How would you like to be run over my a girl the size of a transfer truck???

BYE

ash

howdy peeps! Sorry i havent been on...this computer is working so sloowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Anyhoo...my all star team is doin good..weve won 2, lost 1. If we lose one more we r out! scary!

So wat up with ya'll??????????????? I promise I will get on more when all stars is over...btw remind me to post my pre-game videos...i was highly hyper...sorry

-ash

Ok...So the other day I went to wal mart and got a purse with eyeore all over it! now guys, i have a question!....WHy doesn't Eyeore go on Extreme Makeover Home edition? I mean, he always has a house that falls down..He could so easily help himself by asking to be on that show...RIGHT?

Anyhoo, tonight I have my first all star game of the year IM LIKE SO EXCITED! Yay yay yay.............(That's when you guys cheer)

I like to annoy everybody at softball games. The other day at a game I took off running down the sidelines making everybody do the wave and jumping up and down! HAHA...im funny...yah...Don't Laugh...

addios yall

-ash

Hey yalllllll!

So wat up? Like I said, for me Ive played softball, softball, and more softball which is fine by me! Saturday I have my first all star game this year!! yay me!
lolz...SO>..Lets talk about Blonde Moments! PLEASE TELL ME ALL UR BLONDE MOMENTS!

-ash

Hey wazzup yall? Sorry i havent piosted lately! yeh, i know...TERRIBLY TRAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, our softball season is officially over and like I said we were undefeated and now its on to all stars! Yesterday,. at practice we did 140 pushups!

anyhoo, I had to go to a travel ball tournament Saturday and CATCH 3 STRAIGHT GAMES! In 102 DEGREES! Yeah, it was hot! So I got all sunburnt! And then yesterday a wasp stung me!

So yeah, fun fun fun!!!!!!! FUNNY! hey! Stop laughing! Who told you, you could laugh at me? How rude!

lolz

-ash

Here is some of my artwork

enjoy!

WELL! my team is undefeated! YAY USSSS! Now on to all stars!

Right now my nephew is screaming,..very annoying

-ash

Hey ya'll! wat up?
Sorry i haven't written much lately...I have been so busy!!!

Lemme see, I am playing on 3 softball teams....City, County, and Travel Ball so that is really time consuming with games and practices!
Lolz, well yseterday, me my mom and my dad, suntanned in our driveway. I bet we looked pretty stupid...what do u think? lolz...We were all wearing bathing suits, yeah, I know...Weird

Soon i'll be going to Flordia and after that me and my daddy are going on a mission trip to Guatemala...Yay!
-ash

Well, my Grandpa is much better today! Thanks so much for your prayers!
Tonight I have a softball game with a team I have never met before..It'sso scary! WISH ME LUCK!

-ash

Would everyone please pray for my Grandpa with alzheimers? He is not doing good and is on oxygen....

I know some of you that just read that sentence sent up one little flippent prayer so that they could comment...Reconsider...I think through God we can do anything. It may be his time...I don't know...But I believe that if it was you in this trouble that you would want everyone else to pray hard for you so please do the same for him.

Lolz just another entry by Miao!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND....sorry
Well, to fill you in, the otheer day my softball team won their 7th game so we're official league champions...*THIS IS WHERE YOU APPLAUD* Anyhoo....

Today we scrimmaged an undefeated team in another league and beat them 17-2...It was a really fun game. WE had a great pitcher, I hit a homerun, hit a single, and got hit, so that was fine and getting hit didn't hurt considering it was only my ankle...

anyhoo again...Afterwards some of our team went to Dairy Queen and there were some little leaguers there asking us annoying questions and then they waved goodbye and we ran outside and waved goodbye to them when they left just to be goofy which they enjoyed...and finally I lip synced to the chipmunks singing YA HAD A BAD DAY on one of our player's cellphones...So I was feeling thoroughly goofy....Isn't that always?

By the way, you should watch the FLorida Lakeland Revival...Just do it...=)))
For my song of the day:
OH YES YOU HAD A BAD DAY...

whatever...By the way, everyone drop my and tell my sister Jeterfan2 that when Dog's lick you it will not make you sick and it is not germy...

Thanks,

ash

Hey wazzup...ive been tagged...so here goes

 1.    Where is your cell phone? Charging

2.    Who is your significant other?  Thats just stupid7.    Your dream last night? I was awake all night

3.     Your hair?brown

4.     Your mother?  Mommy

5.     Your father?  Daddy

6.     Your favorite thing? God?

8.     Your favorite drink?  Water-JK! COKE! YALL KNOW THAT!

9.    Your dream/goal? Um....To figure out what dream goal means...jk

10.   The room you're in? The living room

11.   Your fear?  THE SKY IS FALLING! lolz jk

12.   Where do you want to be in 6 years? Enjoying life at the ultimate

13.   Where were you last night?  At a softball game being league champions

14.   What you're not? Um.....Humorless

15.   Muffins? Chocolate chip!

16.   One of your wish list items? A coke swimming pool

17.    Where you grew up? lalalallalaa i aint tellin

18.    The last thing you did? sat here

19.   What are you wearing? Jeans and a tshirt

20.   Your TV? Living room

22.    Your computer?  in my lap

23.     Your life? great!!

24.     Your mood? Hello? HAPPY!

25.    Missing someone? Yes, of course!

26.    Your car? Do i look like i drive to you?

27.     Something you're not wearing? Um....earrings...jk i am...

28.     Favorite store? none

29.     Your summer? HOT! REALLY HOT

30.     Your favorite color? anything neonish

31.     Last time you laughed? earlier

32.     Last time you cried?dude i have no idea