Knights Becoming and a Lady in Waiting

We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Program

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this important announcement.

Do you have children who tend to be a bit on the messy side while your heart longs for order and control?

Have you ever had a child play in a mud puddle and just wanted to sit them down in nice, dressy clothing until they learned better manners?

Have you ever had a child "miss" the toilet and just wanted someone to take care of the mess for you?

Are you despairing of neatness and cleanliness in your home when the Joneses down the street have seven children lined perfectly in a row with sparkling white teeth, meticulously combed hair, and impeccably groomed fingernails?

This is NOT the video for you.  But for everyone else who wants to enjoy and, yes, laugh at the sloppier side of child-raising, we have a one-time offer.

If you call the number on your screen in the next nineteen minutes (but we'll give you a few extra days if you've taped this and are only now getting around to watching it), we'll send you the hilarious video, "Honey, I Flushed the Kids" for just $19.99.

Watch as the sweet, serious sister feeds the baby mudpies-- with worms on top.

Watch as the cherubic little boy uses diaper contents for face paint.

Watch our hidden camera as a stealthy older boy uses the sump pump for a porta potty.

That's right.  All of these 100% real videos of kids at their absolute worst can be yours for just $21.93 if you call in the next 31 minutes.

Don't delay.  Supplies are limited and we won't be making this tape again (we hope).

Operators are standing by.  Call now.

[I'm sorry.  I couldn't resist.  One little bitty part in there happened tonight.  The rest is whimsy.]

now how much would you pay?

10:15 PM, Jun. 2, 2006 .. Posted by MuckFootMom

Does it come with the bonus feature of children falling off furniture their mother JUST told them not to climb? Or maybe walls that mysteriously get covered with crayon that, when washed away, spookily re-appears in another color the next morning?

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12:34 AM, Jun. 3, 2006 .. Posted by ChathamMommy

I'm not sure why they posted backwards, but Part 5 (the end) is BENEATH the interruption. Sorry for the interruption.

C

P.S. Drat. There goes my NEXT infomercial idea. :)