USMC Pistol and Rifle Expert Qualification Badges

Authorized to US Marine Corps personnel who by personal skill demonstrate an ability and agility to operate USMC firearms under challenging and stressful conditions as measured by simulated combat exercises and testing. These personnel shall be relied upon by their comrades to perform with a high degree of accuracy at considerably distant range under real combat conditions.

My husband has a kajillion of these; both pistol and rifle.
He's an "Expert" shot.
He proved it annually while he was active duty.
And the man can still shoot even now that he's retired.

So I can't help but get tickled when I see this:
I mean, seriously, this is how close he gets:
It must be a "man" thing....