Today’s entry is rather short, yet funny. It is a joke I made up:

Bad spelling doesn’t always have to be a bad thing. For instance, a wealthy-yet-bad-at-grammar-and-spelling businessman left the following note on his receptionist’s desk before leaving for a meeting one morning:

Susie-

Please change the office answering machine to the following: Hello, you’ve reached ACME Businesses. Please leave your name and number, along with a short massage, after the tone.

Thanks!

So, for a long while, the businessman found a masseuse showing up at his door almost every day to give him a five-to-ten minute massage.

Moral: the next time you go to correct someone on their grammar, think again.

Aa’ menealle nauva calen ar’ malta tenna’ ento lye omenta, melloneamin,

HRTF