The cast:

 "Thomas" the six-year old  "Rosie" the three-year old  "Percy" the one-year old (and Mom- the many-year old.)

The six-year old:  "Rosie", you know lying is a sin.  You aren't supposed to lie, that's not good.  So don't lie to me...

Oh, and there's only one God. You need to remember that too.

The three-year old: Jesus is God!

The six-year old: Jesus is part of God and so is the Holy Spirit.

The three-year old:  But Jesus is God.

At this point mom intervenes to attempt to reconcile these conflicting views- Jesus is God. Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit are all God.

Next Act

The three-year old:  Help, help "Percy" is pulling my hair!

The six-year old:  "Percy" that's a sin, you shouldn't do that.  You are sinning.

Mom: "Percy"'s not old enough to understand sin and God.  You just need to tell him "no".  He's like a puppy.  When he's bigger like "Rosie" we'll tell him about sinning and stuff.

The three-year old: Thanks for saving my life "Thomas", "Percy" was trying to kill me.

The end

Now, who would want to not be around for that kind of quality entertainment?  I am so so so so glad that I am blessed to be the one to witness these precious moments in my children's lives.  (Even when they are trying to "kill" each other. LOL!)