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• July 17, 2008 - Crazy Menus

Posted in Crazy English
Moving means getting to know a new city, finding new restaurants, and discovering new Crazy English! Here you go... enjoy some menu and restaurant related bloopers.

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After you eat all that, you may need to visit this place.

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But no matter what, just remember this...

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For much more hilarious fun, visit Crazy English, where I've compiled all my Crazy English pics onto one photo gallery.



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• July 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Kinley
YUM!! LOL
kristy
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• July 18, 2008 - Barb-Harmony Art Mom

Posted by Anonymous
Yesterday on the radio they were talking about the Olympics in China and the part that made me laugh was that they said that the Chinese govt was trying to outlaw Chinglish......crazy English words that make no sense on clothing and signs. It made me think of you.

The report said that the crazy English found in China was an embarrassment and they thought that the media covering the Olympics would start making fun of them about the signs and clothing.

After reading your blog these past few years, I think it will be impossible to rid the country of all the crazy English. I think most people get a chuckle out of reading the mixed up stuff.

Thanks for making the world a smaller place.
Barb-Harmony Art Mom
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• July 18, 2008 - Oh my word!!!

Posted by deedeeuk
I just want to know exactly what 'Fried Waist' is??????
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• July 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by solidrock
These are just so funny! Sad that they are for real though.
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• July 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by 4sweetums
Love the signs as always. I agree the crack down the middle does give it more meaning.
Blessings,
Dawn
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• July 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Dana @ School For Us
I love these signs. Too funny! I couldn't even figure some of these out. My favorite was "the" club. Too funny! :-)
Dana, www.alexml.blogspot.com
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• July 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Suzanne
Thanks for the laughter!!!!
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• July 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Scaryman
Thats so cool that you live in china!
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Posted by amibrain
I think I'll have the golden mushroom. Nothing else sounds good; I just can't bear the thought of washing anything down with sweat tea. ;)

Thanks for the chuckle this morning,
Ami :)

Edited by amibrain on July 18, 2008 at 9:23 AM
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• July 19, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Emily
I've been dying to ask...but didn't want to freak some reader out...Have you tried dog at a restaurant? I find that so interesting! There are many different 'acceptable' foods all over the world, and to us Americans, that's just SO taboo.

And please share if you are able to attend the Olympics. I would be riveted!

Emily
thelearningneverstops.blogpsot.com
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• July 19, 2008 - Kerry - Ten O'Clock Scholar

Posted by Anonymous
Oh, my, these always make me laugh. I love the one commentor who mentioned they were outlawing "Chinglish" - good luck with that! I do hope the reporters who might take notice of that will have a gentle sense of humor about that. Shoot - we'd do pretty poorly if we had to put so many of our signs in Chinese!

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• July 20, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Fiffi
Hi Jimmie
So glad you are settling well..... I love moving!
Love Fifi
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• July 22, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by drewsfamilytx
I'd like the Philip Beef Steak and a cup of your best Sweat Tea, please! *snort*

ROFLOL!!!!

That was SO hilarious! And the Herithy Life reminds me of the waiters that sang at the restaurant on A Christmas Story... remember? Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
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