Mar. 28, 2006
The Case of the Missing Slinky Skirt
Okay, I have come to the conclusion that when I get old, I will definitely need someone to live with me.
I am a space cadet. A blonde. A bona-fide scatter-brained geek.
Today I went to use the bathroom at church. I had a skirt on that's a slinky knit type. You know, the kind you can wad up in a ball and it won't wrinkle.
Anyway, I finished my bathroom business and went to wash my hands and couldn't find my skirt! Where was it? My mind was racing: did I wear it today? Did I forget to put it on and showed up in just my underwear? No, I concluded that people would have definitely pointed THAT out. So that skirt had to be somewhere in the bathroom I was in.
Ever have those dreams where you forget to put your clothes on and you go to school or the store? Okay, maybe you don't -- but I do! Well, this was like that. So I got to thinking -- is this just a dream?
One thing was certain -- I couldn't leave the bathroom until I found my skirt! What was I going to do? How would I get out of this one with my diginity in tact?
I went back into the stall and looked around. I sat on the toilet seat and looked and looked -- no skirt! Had aliens taken my skirt for DNA samples? Was I loosing my mind?
I always have dreams at night that I have to go to the bathroom when I really do need to go to the bathroom and I just can't wake up -- and in my dreams I'm looking for a bathroom. I find toilets in strange, open places, and I have to go and can't because there is no privacy. So I concluded this MUST be a dream like that!
Finally, after about 10 minutes of horror -- I looked back in the mirror over the sink and realized my skirt was bunched up around my waist!
HAH!
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
It could only happen to ME!
Comments
Mar. 28, 2006 - This is hilarious!!!!
Posted by homeschoolhelp
I don't even know what else to say except, "This is absolutely hilarious!!!" And I had a similarly horrifying type of experience many years ago as we were standing in front of a church we had joined. I was holding a baby with one arm and dealing with a toddler with my other hand -- as my pantyhose slowly slipped lower and lower and lower until I just knew they would end up around my ankles! I tried to spread my knees apart to help hold my hose up without it being noticeable -- smiling and greeting church members the whole time, of course! (And probably sweating profusely!) Those stretched out hose hit the trash can as soon as we got home!!!
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Mar. 29, 2006 - LMBO
Posted by rondadebi
ok, I have had my skirt fall off while walking to the pew......all I can say is thank GOD I was wearing a long slip that day......lol...and you don't have to be blonde for things like what happen to you, happen to you!!!?lol...
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Mar. 29, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by hugs4Him
That is funny - so glad you found it LOL!
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Mar. 29, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by hugs4Him
That is funny - so glad you found it LOL!
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Apr. 12, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Majormom
This is just too funny! I've come back and read it 3 times. Girl, I love your sense of humor! Hugs, Jeanne
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Jun. 12, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by writmm
HAHAHAHA LOL! Thank you for sharing your funny story! I can't decide if I like that one better or the one better about the overzealous minister!!!! HEE HEE! My family got a real hoot out of that one!
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