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To the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas.
On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can
you homeschool legally?"
On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said
to me, "Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the third
day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Do you give them tests, are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fourth day of homeschool
my neighbor said to me, "What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fifth day of homeschool
my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them
tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the sixth day
of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How long will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0
STRANGE, what about P.E. , do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
homeschool legally?"
On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to
me, "Look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO
STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you
homeschool legally?"
On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said to
me, "Why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they
socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the ninth day of homeschool my
neighbor said to me, "They'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what
they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about
P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool
legally?"
On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "What
about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what
they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about
P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"
On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "I
could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do
this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO
STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
homeschool legally?"
On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to
me, "Can they go to college, I could never do that, what about graduation,
they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how
long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them
tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the
thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: "They Can go to college,
yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we don't like the prom, we do it
cuz we like it, they are missing nothing, we'll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT
STRANGE!, We give them P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND WE
HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!
On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said
to me, "How can I get started, why didn't you tell me, where do I buy
curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE? I
think we can do this, if you will help us, can we join P.E. and we'll homeschool
legally."
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