1. Leslie needs to be dealt with.  (Yeah, that's right.  I am not one to be ignored.  So deal with it, baby.)
2.  Leslie needs a (keyboard) player.  (umm, ok, sure, do you take requests?)
3. Leslie needs to find a place in Paula's life where she does in fact have commitment. (Paula who?)
4. Leslie needs to complete thirty credit hours.  (OK I am not going for my master's and that's final.  Everytime I start making preparations, I get pregnant.  So Sydney is my master's and Macy is my doctorate, and that's plenty, thank you very much.)
5. Leslie needs a copout.  (Yeah you got any good ones?)
6. Leslie needs to hang in there and assert her needs calmly without secretly fearing that her needs are nags.  (Hmm, I have been accused of nagging...)
7. Leslie needs rides for her medical visits and to pick up glasses, etc.  (No, I'm good, thanks)
8. Leslie needs people like you to do some meaningful work.  (Yeah, could you start with the dishes?)
9. Leslie needs another hobby (Got any suggestions?)
10. Leslie needs her own residence.  (there are days...)
11. Leslie needs only to win the Twin Cities Marathon in Minneapolis.  (Yes and then my life would be complete.)
12. Leslie needs help.  (Is it that obvious?)
    
13. Leslie needs to go so I can stop having nightmares.  (enough said.)
    

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Posted by Anonymous

This is too funny! I'm going to have to try this later. :)

Thanks for stopping by today and happy TT!

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Posted by Anonymous

Oops...forgot to put my name on that last post hehe.

Christine d'Abo
www.christinedabo.com

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Posted by Ridz

Dang...it didn't seem to work very well with my name...

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Posted by Anonymous

That is so funny! I will have to try that later.
Great list!
Happy TT!

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Posted by Anonymous

hahaha! that's a good one! Now, it gets me into the mood of going to google and see what I get!LoL!

jenny
http://jendavid.bravejournal.com

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Posted by Anonymous

OMG! The first thing that popped up for me was "Ann needs a spanking!!" LOL too funny.

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Posted by Anonymous

sorry, this is Anni http://annicatsscafe.blogspot.com/

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Posted by Jane

How funny is that! I am going to give this a try.
Thanks for stopping by for a visit.

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Posted by Anonymous

Too funny! I went over to google and my first item was for something naughty!!! But then listed such things as yarn, wheelchair, money, to get help... stuff like that. Some of these are kind of sad actually...

Great idea for a list! Thank you for stopping by my blog :D

Rashenbo

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Posted by Gela

What a great idea! I am amazed at the 13s that are posted...T13 is never boring!

Thanks for stopping by!

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Posted by Anonymous

very funny! i have to do this!! thanks for stopping by mine!
christie (www.mrpoopy.blogspot.com

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Posted by Anonymous

this turned out really funny for my name! thanks for the idea, hilarious! you can check it out if you want.. i posted it.. www.mrpoopy.blogspot.com.
have a happy!
christieo

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Posted by nsremom

Whoa that was too hilarious.

I'm a bit scared of some creepy things popping up.....like Emily needs implants.....or worse. :)

So, I'm a chicken.

But I liked reading your list.

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Posted by Anonymous

If fergot to say...Leslie needs a cat to snuggle wif!
Kimo & Sabi
http://catbanter.blogspot.com

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Posted by Anonymous

...a Pismo.
...to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when he's not even an actual developer!
...to diet because he has become too fat.
...a Helmet.
...to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes and socks.
...some developers.
...your micro-cash.
...to eat according to a controlled carbohydrate meal plan.
...a real woman, not a little girl.
...to leave Sam!
...to get a few more fights in.
...2 stop acting like he is such a P*I*M*P*
...to mow one more lawn in order to buy a bike.

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Posted by Anonymous

...a Pismo.
...to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when he's not even an actual developer!
...to diet because he has become too fat.
...a Helmet.
...to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes and socks.
...some developers.
...your micro-cash.
...to eat according to a controlled carbohydrate meal plan.
...a real woman, not a little girl.
...to leave Sam!
...to get a few more fights in.
...2 stop acting like he is such a P*I*M*P*
...to mow one more lawn in order to buy a bike.

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Posted by Anonymous

...quite got over the guilt of letting Tommy down.
...blossoms under Batman's tutelage.
...played baseball again.
...paid his bloggers that well from what I gathered.
...shows any concern over the fact that Caddy committed an immoral act or that she has suffered for her actions.
...once complained that he spent most of his birthday in the ER.
...quite knew.
...really learned to stand up for himself the way Jed did.
...appeared sans-mask in this one.
...dies.
...knew that he was contaminated with radiation from a damaged nuclear warhead until his family was dead and buried.
...has been a dangerous scorer.
...complained to the sheriff.

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Posted by Anonymous

...quite got over the guilt of letting Tommy down.
...blossoms under Batman's tutelage.
...played baseball again.
...paid his bloggers that well from what I gathered.
...shows any concern over the fact that Caddy committed an immoral act or that she has suffered for her actions.
...once complained that he spent most of his birthday in the ER.
...quite knew.
...really learned to stand up for himself the way Jed did.
...appeared sans-mask in this one.
...dies.
...knew that he was contaminated with radiation from a damaged nuclear warhead until his family was dead and buried.
...has been a dangerous scorer.
...complained to the sheriff.

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Posted by Anonymous

..."The radio beacon! It sends a signal to the searchers - so they'll know where we are! I'll turn it on! This will save us!"
... “I CANT DO IT!"
... "Get him out of here! There's no room for me here!"
...at the top of his lungs. "Read all about it! Gold discovered in the Yukon!"
...then using his communicator, shouted "ZORDON! Bad news, the putties got Hunnicutt!"
...at the top of his lungs. "Read all about it! Gold discovered in Alaska!"
...“The big house! We be bad now, Baby!”
...tears stinging his windy eyes. "You can't have her."
..."Rock and roll!"
...as he snapped into a fighting stance, similar to his days as the first red ranger. “Dragon Black!”
...at the TV. "Tell me he's not what's representative of the male species."
...to his Marines, "No. No. No. Watch his hand."
..."A fine feast for the plebs!"

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Posted by grace4gayle

Ha! Too funny! I'm not sure I want to find out what I need!

Gayle

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Posted by Jen

Where did you hear about this? I will definitely have to try this. Knowing this now, does this mean you (& I) spend too much time on the computer?
Jen
http://jennymcb.blogspot.com/

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