Jun. 20, 2008
We are still here and still up to no good!
Howdy!
Y'all probably though Alasse and I got kidnapped by chocolate doughnuts huh? Well we are still here, still fine, and still up to no good.
Our latest sceme? Do you really want to know? Okay, you asked for it. We are going to kidnap Ted Dekker. Yep, you heard me right. So our next entry will probably be writen from jail.
What broght this on you ask? Well I cannot give too much away, I will talk things over with Alasse and we will decide how much information to give out. That and I am baking cookies and go to go.
As always, Isilwen. Aka Bits
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Apr. 26, 2008
The Spy
It is I! Isilwen.
I have returned with another report. My brother, Galdor, has joined our fight against the chocolate doughnuts! Yea!! We are winning more to our side!
Also there is the spy. His horse, supposedly, threw a shoe here, and he is staying with us while it is being repaired. However, I have discovered the truth about him, his name is Taurnil. He is indeed a spy! Thankfully he is on our side.
He has been spying on the doughnuts and has discovered information. This he passed on to me, but I am not allowed to tell anyone else but Alasse and Galdor.
There are two others on our side, Findecano and Idril. It is my mission mow to seek them out and make sure they are loyal to us. I may not return, so if that is the case this is my last entry.
Signing out, Isilwen, aka Bits.
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Apr. 21, 2008
The new plan!
Greetings! I have lived to post again!
This time the doughnuts have hired my dog. He has always disliked me, but yesterday he did the unspeakable! He ate the muffian I had been saving! A huge, apple cinnimon one, just makes your mouth water to look at it. And those doughnuts hired him to eat it!
However, the good news is I have given up on using that knife as it is out to get me, and thankful have recived no more cuts.
The doughnuts are still determanded to turn the jeep against me though. It has not run well since I started driving it, my brothers blame it on me of course but I know the truth! Wait! I bet that is their plan! The doughnuts plan to turn my brothers on me and so when the time comes my own brothers would happily turn me in!
Well, now that I am on to them I can stop that plan! Tell no one what you have read or word will get out and the doughnuts will find out! 
Signinh out, Isilwen, Bits
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Apr. 19, 2008
They are on to me!
Well it happened, the doughnuts are on to me!
Yesterday they cut free the coolent bottle in our jeep so that it fell aganst another part and melted! And I had to fix it before I could go anywhere!
Then they ruined all the computers so I could not get done what I need to!
And did I mention they took all gears but drive out of the jeep!
And they dropped a knife on my fingure and cut it, good thing they are bad aims cause I bet they where not aiming for my fingure!
If i make it I will keep you posted on how things go. But at this rate I will not make it to my next brithday!
I think I am onto something, and they know I am about to find something about them so they are trying to stop me! Evil little doughnuts!
Also they are using new cars. I was driving a new car the other day and this thing could read my mind! It moved the seat so I could reach the peddals. It knew when I had a passenger, it was creepy! So you have been warned, avoid new cars. Better yet, stick to bikes.
Signing out, Isilwen
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Apr. 12, 2008
The man who took my parking spot
Well, I have returned. Sorry I have been gone so long, but you know how it is. Having to battle the forces of evil does not give you much time to write. But here I am, back to tell you of another doughnut desaster.
I knew my mom bring those doughnuts into the house was a bad idea, but did she listen, NOOOOOO. So what happens? Well those Nasty little guys ate the reverse out of our car! Now we can't back up!
Then on top of that, I mean other then the fact we have to drive this huge jeep that makes enough noise to wake the dead. So when I drive down the street everyone knows it's me. So now I cannot back the thing up or park on a hill as it is always stuck in drive.
Well when I got home yesterday someone was in my parking spot! It was a small yellow truck with a breaded man in it, I bet it was a dawrf. Anyhow when I got home i could not park as I cannot pull in cause if I do that I can't back out. So I was forced to drive around until I could pull an overly wide U turn and squezze in behind him.
So as you can see these evil doughnuts are doing all in their power to make my life harder. Now it is up to me and Alasse to make sure we stop them and purge the world of evil!
And how can you help you ask? Well, simply put, STOP EATING CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Signing out. Isilwen
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Mar. 15, 2008
Another story from Belgar~
Alasse took hold of a vanilla doughnut and slowly bit into it. She closed her eyes and sighed with contentment. “Mmmmm, chocolate doughnuts will never tempt me again, especially if they have sprinkles on the top!” She leaned back in her chair and closed her eyes, but a piercing scream made them fly open again. She looked through the trees to see Isilwen running towards her being chased by a little round circle. “Help! Help me Alasse!” It was then that Alasse realized that the little round thing was a chocolate covered doughnut with sprinkles! Alasse groaned, just when she thought she was through with chocolate doughnuts, she just might have to eat this one to save Isilwen.
Isilwen came to a screeching stop besides Alasse and yelled at the doughnut, “Back! Back you nasty villain, or my friend will eat you alive!” She picked up a stick and waved it in his face.
“Isilwen! I cannot eat this doughnut (however tempting it may be)! I have promised never to eat the horrible things again.”
“But you must! He tried to kidnap the president! You cannot let him get away with it. You must do something!”
“You are the one whose brothers can sit there and eat a whole box of chocolate doughnuts, Isilwen dear. Why didn’t you bring the doughnut to them?”
The little doughnuts eyes darted from elf to elf. His thoughts raced through his head of whose breakfast he was going to be when one of Isilwen’s brothers came thumping by.
“Ooooo! A doughnut! Cool!” As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he shoved the doughnut in. “Mmmmm! Thanks girls!” Soon he was on his way again.
Alasse rolled her eyes, “Well, that takes care of that problem!” All Isilwen could do was giggle.
Keep safe! ~Bits
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Feb. 28, 2008
Invasion!
Well, another disaster! This started when a wagon over turned while passing through the Western Forest. And what should it be carrying, yes, doughnuts! Some are good, glazed and powered sugared, but some are chocolate.
Knowing the danger of taking these chocolate doughnuts, what did the elves do? They formed a secret Under Ground Agency. (Sorry about the spelling). The leader of this organization is none other than my friend Inwe's sweet mother, Lady Telemnar. With the help of her many sons they have distributed these doughnuts all over the forest.
I tried to warn them, but it did no good. On further investigation I found there were more in on this, and that it was spreading, like the flu, which of course, elves do not catch. I found Nessa, Lady Telemnar's eldest son, had taken them to the place where he works.
Last night I stumbled upon several of the young men discussing it. Inwe, his brother Isil, and their friends Alatariel and Larien. I was hiding in the bushes, trying to discover how bad this case of the invasion of the doughnuts was.
"I heard he was taking them to the dwarves," Isil said.
"Whatever for?" Alatariel looked very confused.
"To trade for swords," Inwe said.
"Why?" Larien looked nervous.
"Invasion," Inwe whispered.
Then I saw Isil glance at the bush I was hiding behind, and I knew I had been set up. Well fine! Let them joke now, but when the doughnuts turned on them, then they would think twice! Still, why was that man, yes, he was a man, carrying a wagon full of doughnuts? What did he intend to do with them?
Well there was only one person who could help, so I rushed home and wrote a letter telling Alasse of our trouble and asking her to investigate down there. When I returned from mailing my letter I found, to my horror and disbelief, that my mother had several boxes, of CHOCOLATE doughnuts! My home has been invaded!
I will keep you posted on all that happens as I try and solve this mystery, before it is too late!
Isilwen
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Feb. 26, 2008
They are on to me!
Well I have returned. What with one thing and another, my rotten computer deleted my last entry before I could save it. So heres another shot.
I think I am un-covering something very top secret in the doughnuts plans. For one thing, as I was riding home last night the lights on the road began to flicker and go out, in an attempt to leave me in total darkness and at the mercy of the doughnuts. I rode home swiftly, but I was certain I heard something running behind me.
Today, I returned to examine the lights and saw they had been stuffled, and there was chocolate on the poles. Well that settled it, I knew they where out to get me!
I do believe they have turned my cats against me as well. They have started attacking me in my sleep. I will be fast asleep and they will run up and whack my nose with their claws! How much do you have to pay a cat to turn it against it's owner, who it has lived with since kittenhood?
I will keep you posted, I am planning a visit to the dwarfs to get help.
Iswilen
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Feb. 19, 2008
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I am back. And with another shocking report!
My own mother ate THREE chocolate doughnuts!!!!!!!! I was shocked!!! That is how evil they are! They trick my sweet mother!!
Other then that, I have discovered already made dough that you buy at the stiores is also in league with the doughnuts! AND, get this, cars!!! Yes, cars. Ones with automatic locking doors.
If you have one of these cars ALWAYS remove your keys. The moment you do not your car will lock the doors, locking your keys in and you out. If you do not believe me, try it, but do not blame me when you find you are locked out of your car one cold winter day...
You have been warned...
Isilwen
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Feb. 14, 2008
News breaking report
I am here to make an announcement!!!!
There is a chocolate doughnut loose in the Eastern and Western Forests!
He is very dangerous and has already made several attempts on our lives. As Alasse mentioned, he was responsible for the swing and fire with the popcorn. On one occasion, he tore apart my room, tried to get me lost in the blizzard, and rigged up my bunny's water bottle so it would squirt me in the eye.
And what does this Nasty Doughnut look like? Well, he is of medium height, covered with a rich chocolate coating, and toped off with colorful sprinkles.
Fear not, we are doing all in our power to capture this trouble to society and put him behind bars, where he belongs.
And where did this nuisance come from? Well, I still believe he is the doughnut Alasse trusted and took home with her...
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Feb. 14, 2008
A Near Death Experience
Greetings from the eastern forest of Belgar,
Alasse and her hobbit friend, Colyan Took of Westmarch were visiting with the human girl Harley. They were out playing in the forest and decided to swing on the big orange swing. Colyan and Harley were sitting on the swing and Alasse was twisting it, running around and around, twisting it up high. Then all of a sudden, there was a loud snapping…and then….the swing came crashing down on Colyan and Harley!! It was terrifying for Alasse, who was twisting the swing, when her friends went tumbling down to the lush green grass of the forest, all tangled up in the ropes of the swing. Alasse was laying flat on her back spinning around and around on it just moments before that! If she was doing that when the swing came down, she would have been killed!!
Nevertheless, the thing was, right after the swing fell; Alasse looked up in the tree and saw a little chocolate doughnut sneaking away into the branches. (nasty doughnuts!) Therefore, it was not Alasse’s fault as she thought it was!
Then later on that evening, Alasse decided to make popcorn for Harley and Colyan. So she took out her Elvin corn-popping device and stared to pop away. Harley wanted to help, so Alasse told her what to do. Soon the smells of delicious popcorn wafted in the air. When it was done, Alasse took the container with the beautiful popcorn nestled and steaming inside, off the corn-popping device. All of a sudden…POOF….flames starting reaching high into the air. Harley let out a screech as Alasse tried blowing the flames out. However, that only made them climb higher! What to do?!? What to dooo!!?!?!? Alasse made a mad dive for the plug-in and yanked the plug out of the socket! Finally, the flames slowly started to reseed. Alasse gasped with relief! So, they were not to be all burnt up this time!
Until next time,
Kibbles a.k.a. Alasse
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Feb. 11, 2008
A blizzard
Well I am here to report another disaster! It all started on another peaceful day. I woke earily but was so tired fell back asleep. Then I rewoke up, that is not a word I am sure but I will use it anyways, and cleaned my room, like a good elf.
Nothing exciting happened until I ventured out into the Western Woods, also know as Narnia. I stopped by Cair Paravel but was throne out for reason I am retuctant to mention. I um...ate another chocolate doughnut! Never trust those things!
Well on my way home a blizzard came up, just like that! I mean one moment it was nice and the next I could not see five feet in front of me. So on I stumbled getting hopelessly lost, maybe not hopelessly but next to it.
How long I stubled on in this hopeless state I do not know, but it could not have been more the three minutes. I know what your thinking, "Three minutes?" But hey, it was COLD! Not really, not too bad I guess. But it was wet.
Then I slid down this hill and was grabbed by one of those elf knights. He looked at me and said, "What have you been doing Isilwen?"
So of course I had to tell him, and then of course he had to laugh. But he led me home, and once I was safe in my warm house and in my bed room I got back to work on my book. So that was my day, more or less. If you happen to be in the Easten Woods and see Alasse, you will reconize her, she is the weirdest elf there, please mention nothing about chocolate doughnuts, or getting lost for five minutes.
Fairwell, Isilwen
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Feb. 7, 2008
When will they learn?!
I am back! After facing a life or death mission! It all started yesterday when my mom went shopping, and bought a box of chocolate doughnuts! I tried warning her but she just laughed... I wonder if she is on their side...
Anyways we took them home, and my dad ate two! I tried to warn him, tried hard, but he did not listen! No one believes elf spies I am afraid.
But you will be happy to know I did not eat a chocolate one, but a, whatever flavor the brown frosting is.
Other then that, Meow Mix is not on to me yet. Yet...Never trust them for long!
But I was attacked by a doughnut yesterday, probably the one Alasse tursted! I was at work and walking down the stairs holding a baby when a chocolate doughnut leaped out and tripped me! Nasty doughnut! The baby was fine, but I was sore all yesterday!
We must simply do something about these bad doughnuts! And I must do something about Alassie! Crazest elf! Yeah right! That doughnut does not know her very well does he? Wait till he gets to know her, her will see I am the sweet one! *bats eyes and smiles sweetly*.
Well I should go. Bits
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Feb. 7, 2008
The Evil Doughnuts Stole This Title
Kibbles a.k.a Alasse, stepped out the door and cautiously stepped through the fog through the backyard. What was that voice? It sounded like someone crying. She peeked around a tree and saw a little chocolate doughnut. He was crying and tears were just pouring down his little cheeks. Seeing the poor little doughnut, Kibbles put down her guard.
“Whatever is the matter? If you do not stop crying, you will get all soggy. Then nobody will want to eat you.”
“That’s why I’m crying…(sniff, sniff) I don’t want to be eaten. I hear that there is a elf-maiden who will stop at nothing to eat a harmless little doughnut like me. She thinks I’m going to take over the world. Are….are you that elf?” he asked Kibbles with a shaky voice.
“No, of course not. I do NOT eat chocolate doughnuts!” Kibbles exclaimed. “But I think I know who you are talking about. Is this elf-maiden really, really crazy?”
“Yes, the craziest of crazies!” He squeaked.
“Hmmmm…..that could only mean one person……Bits! I’m going to have to have a talk with that girl!”
“Oh, please! Please do not tell her where I am. She will think she is doing the whole forest a favor by eating me! However, I am innocent. In fact I came to ask you if I could join your forces, but was afraid I wouldn’t get the chance to ask before someone ate me.”
“I will have to talk with Bits about it. Why don’t you come inside?”
~Until next time,
Kibbles
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Feb. 5, 2008
Computers
Well, I am back. I had already done this, but was discussing things I shouldn't have, so my computer, who I shall call Meow Mix (That way it will not know I am talking about it), took me off so you could not read the truth about computers.
The truth is, they just signed on with the chocolate doughnuts! Henceforth, it is unsafe to trust your computer! Do not talk about national secrets around it, or things that have to do with doughnuts! If the president comes over for dinner, lock your computer up as it would do all it could to be mean to him!
BITS
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Feb. 2, 2008
The doughnuts
Howdy!
Isilwen here. My under cover name is Bits, but I just wanted to use my elvish name! :)
I had a bad run in yesterday with a chocolate doughnut! Well...honestly it was three......Yeah, I know what you are thinking. How could an under cover agent elf eat three chocolate doughnuts when they are trying to take over the world. But it went like this.
I went to work today as though it was a normal day, not knowing what was being plotted against me. All went well at work, and then I came home...hungry.
I looked high and low for a safe snack, but all I could find was three little chocolate doughnuts. Still on I searched, and still they called out in their sweets voices. Finally I knew I had to flee or I would eat them, So I ran out of the house and was followed! Yes, you heard me right! Those evil doughnuts rolled and bounced out after me!
Then they did something unspeakable! They jumped on the car! And then they broke the back window! Told you they where evil, believe me now?
Well what could I do? I just HAD to eat those evil little things! It was either that or have them break every window in a three block radius. So as you see, I was doing a service to the country, no matter what Kibbles tells you.
Signing out, BITS
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Feb. 2, 2008
Aloha!
Greetings to you, from the land of Belgar. The land where chocolate doughnuts are rapidly taking over the world, home of the woodland Elves, and where two very crazy undercover agent elves lurk around every corner, trying to make the world a better place. I’m an Elf, and my name is Alasse. But you aren’t suppose to know that. So forget what you just read. I go by Kibbles. My partner and fellow Elf’s name is Bits. Our template is still under construction. (as you can see) But it will be working and all beautiful soon! (I hope)
Over and Out;
Kibbles~
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Jan. 31, 2008
Top Secret
This is a top secret entry, likely to self destruct after you read it. My name is Bits, and I am a detective with my best friend Kibble. Right now we are on a mission to save the world from chocolate covered doughnuts. Yes, you heard right, don't laugh. So keep away from all chocolate doughnuts until farther notice. Vanilla doughnuts are safe, and they are on the good side! So you may eat vanilla doughnuts.
This message will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...........
BITS
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