Howdy!

Isilwen here. My under cover name is Bits, but I just wanted to use my elvish name! :)

I had a bad run in yesterday with a chocolate doughnut! Well...honestly it was three......Yeah, I know what you are thinking. How could an under cover agent elf eat three chocolate doughnuts when they are trying to take over the world. But it went like this.

I went to work today as though it was a normal day, not knowing what was being plotted against me. All went well at work, and then I came home...hungry.

I looked high and low for a safe snack, but all I could find was three little chocolate doughnuts. Still on I searched, and still they called out  in their sweets voices. Finally I knew I had to flee or I would eat them, So I ran out of the house and was followed! Yes, you heard me right! Those evil doughnuts rolled and bounced out after me!

Then they did something unspeakable! They jumped on the car! And then they broke the back window! Told you they where evil, believe me now?

Well what could I do? I just HAD to eat those evil little things! It was either that or have them break every window in a three block radius. So as you see, I was doing a service to the country, no matter what Kibbles tells you.

Signing out, BITS