UnderCover Elves *Leaving Middle Earth*

About Bits a.k.a. Isilwen

Howdy, I know what kind of greeting is that for an elf, but...I am from the WESTERN woods :). My name is Isilwen, or Bits, I go by both, and many other names as I am an agent, but if I told you them I would have to hit you on the head and put you in a closet for the rest of your life. Oh, and just so you know, Kibble is the weird one, I am normal and sweet and would NEVER do anything bad! (Yeah right) I just stick around to keep her out of trouble and keep her safe...And about the chocolate doughnuts...I was trying to save the forest!

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UnderCover Elves *Leaving Middle Earth* - WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb. 19, 2008
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I am back. And with another shocking report!

My own mother ate THREE chocolate doughnuts!!!!!!!! I was shocked!!! That is how evil they are! They trick my sweet mother!!

Other then that, I have discovered already made dough that you buy at the stiores is also in league with the doughnuts! AND, get this, cars!!! Yes, cars. Ones with automatic locking doors.

If you have one of these cars ALWAYS remove your keys. The moment you do not your car will lock the doors, locking your keys in and you out. If you do not believe me, try it, but do not blame me when you find you are locked out of your car one cold winter day...

You have been warned...

Isilwen

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Feb. 19, 2008 - Hey!

Posted by dixiefiddler

Good grief!! Can you trust no one these day's?!?!?! What is the world coming to?!?

Luv ya,
Sarah

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About Kibbles a.k.a. Alasse

Greetings, I'm Alasse...er...Kibbles. Whichever you feel like calling me. I live in the "EASTERN" side of the woods, but not to far from Isilwen's house. Things might get a little crazy around here. If so...it's all Isilwen's fault. >_< Plus she has eaten a chocolate doughnut! Very bad! But really, I don't know what she would do without me.