Well I have returned. What with one thing and another, my rotten computer deleted my last entry before I could save it. So heres another shot.
I think I am un-covering something very top secret in the doughnuts plans. For one thing, as I was riding home last night the lights on the road began to flicker and go out, in an attempt to leave me in total darkness and at the mercy of the doughnuts. I rode home swiftly, but I was certain I heard something running behind me.
Today, I returned to examine the lights and saw they had been stuffled, and there was chocolate on the poles. Well that settled it, I knew they where out to get me!
I do believe they have turned my cats against me as well. They have started attacking me in my sleep. I will be fast asleep and they will run up and whack my nose with their claws! How much do you have to pay a cat to turn it against it's owner, who it has lived with since kittenhood?
I will keep you posted, I am planning a visit to the dwarfs to get help.
Iswilen