Well, another disaster! This started when a wagon over turned while passing through the Western Forest. And what should it be carrying, yes, doughnuts! Some are good, glazed and powered sugared, but some are chocolate.
Knowing the danger of taking these chocolate doughnuts, what did the elves do? They formed a secret Under Ground Agency. (Sorry about the spelling). The leader of this organization is none other than my friend Inwe's sweet mother, Lady Telemnar. With the help of her many sons they have distributed these doughnuts all over the forest.
I tried to warn them, but it did no good. On further investigation I found there were more in on this, and that it was spreading, like the flu, which of course, elves do not catch. I found Nessa, Lady Telemnar's eldest son, had taken them to the place where he works.
Last night I stumbled upon several of the young men discussing it. Inwe, his brother Isil, and their friends Alatariel and Larien. I was hiding in the bushes, trying to discover how bad this case of the invasion of the doughnuts was.
"I heard he was taking them to the dwarves," Isil said.
"Whatever for?" Alatariel looked very confused.
"To trade for swords," Inwe said.
"Why?" Larien looked nervous.
"Invasion," Inwe whispered.
Then I saw Isil glance at the bush I was hiding behind, and I knew I had been set up. Well fine! Let them joke now, but when the doughnuts turned on them, then they would think twice! Still, why was that man, yes, he was a man, carrying a wagon full of doughnuts? What did he intend to do with them?
Well there was only one person who could help, so I rushed home and wrote a letter telling Alasse of our trouble and asking her to investigate down there. When I returned from mailing my letter I found, to my horror and disbelief, that my mother had several boxes, of CHOCOLATE doughnuts! My home has been invaded!
I will keep you posted on all that happens as I try and solve this mystery, before it is too late!
Isilwen
Mar. 1, 2008 - Untitled Comment