Well, I have returned. Sorry I have been gone so long, but you know how it is. Having to battle the forces of evil does not give you much time to write. But here I am, back to tell you of another doughnut desaster.

 I knew my mom bring those doughnuts into the house was a bad idea, but did she listen, NOOOOOO. So what happens? Well those Nasty little guys ate the reverse out of our car! Now we can't back up!

 Then on top of that, I mean other then the fact we have to drive this huge jeep that makes enough noise to wake the dead. So when I drive down the street everyone knows it's me. So now I cannot back the thing up or park on a hill as it is always stuck in drive.

 Well when I got home yesterday someone was in my parking spot! It was a small yellow truck with a breaded man in it, I bet it was a dawrf. Anyhow when I got home i could not park as I cannot pull in cause if I do that I can't back out. So I was forced to drive around until I could pull an overly wide U turn and squezze in behind him.

 So as you can see these evil doughnuts are doing all in their power to make my life harder. Now it is up to me and Alasse to make sure we stop them and purge the world of evil!

 And how can you help you ask? Well, simply put, STOP EATING CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

 Signing out. Isilwen