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A trip away, a conference, and a couple of very cool cars... (part four)

7:49 PM, Oct. 9, 2008 » 11 comments » Link
Here it is: The Long Awaited Part Four, and The End of My Elephantine Narrative! Enjoy!

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Dad took it out for a test drive. He said it was misfiring slightly and was not quite so fast off the mark as he’d expect from a car that size, but aside from that it was in good order.

By that stage I was beyond such considerations. It was the cutest little thing to watch, very quiet and just zoomy, and very responsive. I loved it. I was convinced it was the most perfect little car in existence. I wanted it.

Dad asked the guy if he’d accept $3000 for it, and he agreed. And there it was. It was to be mine. We agreed to return the next morning to hand over the money, pick it up and sign the papers for it, and drove back to my Aunty’s flat. I was estastic. I felt delirious with joy. I was going to own the cutest little car ever.

Strangely enough, I slept very well, and morning arrived all too soon. We jumped in the rental car and drove off toward the centre city. Dad wanted to check the spark plugs before we finalised it, as he was worried if they might have been the source of the misfiring, so our first task was to find a Super Cheap Auto or Repco or something. Being the centre of Auckland, that was difficult.

After driving around and around and around for a good half an hour, we finally stopped for directions, and were pointed out a small Repco not far away. Unfortunately, they only had three of the right size spark plugs, which wasn’t very helpful. Then we had to get some tools for actually sticking the things in, which wasn’t easy either.

At last, a good hour late, we arrived at the car with the money and the tools and sent the guy a text. He arrived promptly, and he and Dad disappeared under the bonnet, from which they emerged sometime later, Dad apparently satisfied that the spark plugs were in good order.

Seeing as Dad had to drive the rental car I got to have a ride in the CRX with the Russian guy to the post office. It felt very low, and very speedy. It was awesome.

And then we exchanged a couple of papers, and it was mine.

We drove both cars to my aunty’s house where they dropped me off to pack up our stuff into the boot of my car. My car. My car.

My dad left to drive the Russian student back to his flat, drop the rental car back at it’s home at the other side of town and then bus back, while I sat and bonded with my new car. MY car. My car. *sighs ecstatically*

After a while I settled down to pack up our stuff, sending frequent glances out the window at my car as I did so.

At last I sat down to watch on of Keren’s movies to keep my mind from imploding. I watched Blood Diamond, a very powerful movie about the diamond trade in Africa and how the Africans were and are trod underfoot by the different factions struggling for wealth. It was a really, really heartbreaking movie. Obviously, being about the brutal sort of stuff that goes on in those places there was a lot of violence, and there was also quite a bit of swearing. I definitely wouldn’t recommend it for younger audiences, and it might be good to have one’s parents screen it first… but it was really powerful.

It was most notable, however, for the fact that it was the first movie I’ve watched for… well, all year at least, that didn’t have any kissing in it. *eyeroll* I mean, I don’t watch all that many movies, but it seems that every single one without fail has at least one smooch somewhere, whether cartoon, action movie or documentary. Even Black Beauty had some pretty passionate horsy kissing going on… ;)

The most amazing thing about this one, though, is that there was even a slight romantic interest between the hero and heroine, and they had a moonlight chat alone over a glass – well, milkbottle, actually – of alcohol, yet it still didn’t get at all physical. How’s that for restraint? *sigh* Isn’t it awful that that’s so notably unusual nowdays? I mean, come on, people, the world does not revolve around pairing up!

*flicks the switch on budding rant, and returns to subject*

So Dad eventually returned, and we set off into the sunset. Or the afternoon sunlight. Whatever.

I was rather frightened at having my first go at driving the car with that much traffic around, country girl that I am. Traffic freaks me out, and that much traffic… *shudders* Especially Auckland traffic; they have almost as big a reputation for pushy driving as Californians.

At least the car was an auto, so I didn’t have to worry about driving and could just concentrate on the traffic. It wasn’t actually as bad as I had expected; I almost wrote off my car once by not checking my blind spot before changing lanes, but thankfully Aucklanders have fast reactions. And he was very nippy at changing lanes and taking off from intersections and stuff; he’s such a little, low thing, he has hardly any drag at all.

We filled up with 96 a little way along. It’s a few cents dearer than 91, but the car thrives on it! It was pre-igniting a little on 91, but that all got cleared up with the better fuel.

Fuel is just so expensive, though. I got thirty litres for about $55 dollars the other day, with a 22cent per litre discount! An American gallon is four and a half litres, so that puts it into perspective for you Americans. It’s like… six and a half gallonsish. And that’s with a 10%ish discount.

Thankfully he isn’t a thirsty car!

He’s beautiful to drive, absolutely beautiful. He sits so low and sleek on the road and corners like a dream. His acceleration is marvellous; he’ll just go when you put your foot down. It’s a big change from driving the slow, heavy MPV! His speed is just right, too; he’ll sit at 100ks up any sort of hill without trying at all, yet he isn’t constantly trying to go at 150ks like a bigger sports car would! He’s comfortable, too. Absolutely the nicest car I have ever driven. Not that I’m in the habit of taking Ferraris or Peugeots for spins, but yeah… :D

I drove until 10pm, when my licence turned into a pumpkin, and then Dad took over over the Napier-Taupo. That’s a long stretch of road over a bit of a hilly section. It isn’t quite mountainous, but they’re pretty high and there’s a lot of climbing there! Plus it’s one of the windiest sections of state highway in New Zealand, and that’s saying something.

Dad really pushed him hard, but he just flourished on it, it was absolutely beautiful, I tell you! He sits so steady on the corners; she just needs a bit of accelerator to pull her out and he’ll keep her speed smoothly the whole way. He tried some 45k bends at 100k, and there was no hint of lurch in him. That’s the equivalent of about 30 mile bends for you Americans; basically a very sharp C shaped corner.

In other words, the kind of corner you just don’t find in America. We toured all around the States - three months constantly on the road - and saw nothing of the sort. The sharpest of bends we saw over there would just be 70k-ish ones here. For one thing, there’s no need to build that sort of road over there. Americans have Space and Flat Land, two things us Kiwis are rather short on! I have the testimony of numerous Americans that they have never seen roads as terrible – which is American for windy and narrow, of course – as ours. I don’t doubt that up in the mountains somewhere they have some proper bends, but other than that… well, face it, Americans just don’t do curves. When they find a mountain in the way of one of their roads they go through it, not over it.

*flicks rant switch again*

Anyhow, I’ve loved every moment of driving him. And that’s absolutely true – I even enjoyed it at the coldest, most uncomfortable point, when my fingers and toes were ice and I could hardly keep my teeth from chattering. Convertibles are cold. Especially at night. *grin*

He’s so incredibly eager and responsive, always ready to dive into action. He’s very quick off the mark, accelerating very fast and smoothly right from a standstill. It’s incredibly cute how responsive he is; the slightest touch of the brake or accelerator and he’ll act immediately. No waiting for the turbo to kick in like one must in the MPV!

Plus he has the most adorable wee face. There isn’t much sophistication in it, but there’s an abundance of eagerness and a perpetual excitement that is very endearing. He’s so gorgeous; I love every bolt of his body.

Even though I’ve spent all my life savings on him already, and have just enough to fill him up with fuel five times before I’m dead broke, I don't regret it a bit. I just badly need a job.

But first I need to think him up a name…




The long awaited entry!

8:53 PM, Sep. 25, 2008 » 14 comments » Link
Alexander the Great is a misunderstood man. Many view him as a great general, others as a military genius – however the sad truth is that he was simply a drunken lout. Prone to spend the entire night drinking and partying, he suffered from the most massive hangovers. Quite early in his reign he discovered that his people did not take kindly to a ruler who was constantly out to it for one reason or another.

It started when he was about twenty-five. The party had been noisy, strong wine had flowed freely, and the guests were still partying as dawn broke. Which was, of course, when Alexander got word that an armed party of barbarians had been sighted close to the camp. His head throbbed so badly he could hardly absorb the news, and when he did he considered feigning unconscious.

He was too much a soldier to consider that for long, however. He would not let his men fight alone! And besides, if his dad thought his parties were keeping him from his duties he would forbid them, and Alex really didn’t want that.

So, groaning, Alex dragged himself to his horse and heaved himself upon it, cursing the bright sunshine and wishing someone had had the sense to invent sunglasses. He had to settle for leading his army with his eyes shut; and that was when it all started. For, after a good ten minutes of riding, he was awoken by a shout from one of his commanders. Opening his eyes with a start, he found himself face to face with a snarling barbarian.

It was miraculous how fast his headache disappeared. One moment he was sunk in throbbing misery, and the next he felt wondrously alert and lively.

He had, quite by accident, discovered a very effective, though unconventional cure. Elated, he took to marching off on early morning skirmishes with nearby barbarians to clear his head each day. It worked like a charm, the sight of a barbarian rushing at one with a club was just the thing to scare every trace of hangover far away. Yet, as all adrenaline users eventually discover, the rush is never quite so effective the second time…

Desperate to clear his brain of alcohol, Alex went after larger and larger adversaries. Mere numbers weren’t enough – he had to face giants to get the proper effect, so he rushed after monstrous Gauls and Huns. With every hangover he needed a larger foe, until at last even giants lost their charm, and Alexander discovered that nothing could now clear his head but an elephant or two.

Desperate, now hooked on his early morning routine, Alex ploughed through India. Then came the moment of realisation – that was it. He would find no opponent larger than an elephant. His miracle hangover cure was busted! Distraught, he found himself suffering the agonies of hangover after hangover…

Which eventually resulted in his tragic and early death.

Well, that is not precisely true. While the symptoms of his unfortunate illness could point to a very bad hangover, many suspect Alexander died of poisoning; others think he drunk himself to death. Others suggest he might have died of too many kisses…

That’s right, kisses, especially when they are bestowed by rough, hairy and smelly men, can be fatal. On the day of Alexander’s unfortunate demise, his soldiers, wanting to show their affection for their general, paraded past his couch and each bestowed a kiss on the unfortunate Alex. By the time the last man in his enormous army had passed, Alexander was faint with exhaustion and probably poisoned by their bad breath. He fainted on his bed and never rose again…

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Perhaps I should add a disclaimer: Do not try the Alex’s Miracle Hangover Cure at home! Remember the tragical ending to my tale; a more reliable cure is simply to avoid the parties, I’m afraid.

Ok, so that was a bit of silliness, really. I was inspired when researching Alexander’s life for a piece of historical fiction I was considering writing. Don’t get your hopes up about that; this is all that’s resulted from it so far! Although even this may be a little true to be really funny… *grin*

I had to break my car story with something though, didn’t I? It’s tradition!



A trip away, a conference, and a couple of very cool cars... (part three)

10:08 PM, Sep. 16, 2008 » 3 comments » Link
Alright. At the insistance of my horribly cruel, abusive father, who has been nagging me and forcing me on pain of loss of chocolate to post, I have finally finished part three. It's rather short, but at least it's something. Part four - the end of my tale - should follow pretty quickly.

By the way, I'd like to thank all well wishers and apologize to all who have been neglected over the past weeks. My whole family fell violently ill and I was sick abed for a good - or not so good - two weeks. It was horrible. But I am at last over it, as is the rest of the family, and I am officially back! So I shall be working my way around my friends, slowly trying to catch up with everyone... *sigh*

I'd love to hear what you've all been up to!

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Meanwhile my Uncle had arrived as well as my other Aunty (the one we were staying with), and they all gathered around the laptop looking for cars for me. By that time I was slightly sick of looking at cars, so I pretty much left them to it. At least they stuck to convertibles. There were several rather… interesting cars discovered, and some more which were very cute but quite a bit beyond our price range. There was one sporty little blue CRX which was about the right price which we thought we could check out sometime if the Turners auction fell through.

We spent the evening in pleasant diversions, and before long our hour of departure was imminent. We still hadn’t received a call from the people at Turners, so we sent the CRX owner a text asking if we could stop in and see it on the way home.

He replied pretty quickly saying he was all sweet with that, so we extracted ourselves from my cousins and zoomed away in the rental car to his flat, which was in the centre city not too far out of our way. He met us there, and we gave him a lift to the parking place where he left the car. He was a Russian student here for his OE, and in his broken English he told us that he had just brought the car barely two months before, but then he had broken his laptop and he needed it for his coarse at Uni and didn’t have the cash to get it fixed, so he was having to sell his new car to pay for it.

It was a very tragic story, and also a marvellous warning for me. It’s very unwise to spend all one’s money on something even if one thinks one can afford it. One should always be prepared for the worst to happen. If only I had listened and payed heed, it would have been a very valuable lesson for me. Unfortunately, I ignored it utterly. Such is the foolishness of youth… *sigh*

Anyhow, we reached the car and stood by admiring it. It was an incredibly cute car, in a very, very cute shade of blue. The whole thing was built very nicely, all scaled just right. The colour was just right, too – very bright blue with just a slight hint of purple in it, so it’s bright yet stylish and not too in your face. Unfortunately, it was an auto and only had two seats.

The auto thing was minor. I need a manual for my license, but I’d be happy to just keep my Learner license if it allowed me to drive a Very Cute Car. The seat thing was a little more serious, though; how was I to show off my car if I couldn’t take passengers? ;) Or, more to the point, how was I going to live in a family of seven kids and not be able to drive any of them anywhere? It just wasn’t to be. I resigned myself to more car searching…

Then he told us he’d show it to us with the top off. He jumped into the car and pushed a button, and lo and behold! the whole lid of the boot rose ponderously horizontally up into the air. Then he pushed another one, and the whole roof of he car began to rise into the air! Little arms came out of the back and grabbed it, and pulled it back inside the boot, which then descended back to rest innocently back in the boot space, with the roof of the car inside it. It was incredible! Then he pressed another button and the windows all wound down, and it was a convertible!

That was the moment I fell in love with that car.



Happy Birthday, Beth!

4:09 AM, Aug. 31, 2008 » 24 comments » Link
Your birthday is over. You’ve had a fantastic day with your family and friends, and, the day over, you collapse onto the couch to relax and chat over the day with your family before bed.

After keeping up a running monologue on how much you enjoyed yourself for a good ten minutes, you suddenly realise that your family are being strangely silent, and glance up suspiciously to find them all staring at you with expressions ranging from gleeful to estatic. Strangest of all, they all glance furtively away as you look at them.

Something is up. You can feel it.

Your Dad enters the room, and hands you a small box.

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You carefully open it, and pull out a strange letter…

Dearest Beth,
You didn’t honestly think I would let you celebrate your birthday in peace without interfering somehow, did you? Ha! How wrong you were…
-Altariel


You look to your parents in confusion, but their faces betray nothing but irrational excitement. You’re more worried than confused – you know that if Altariel can keep a message that short, she must definitely been up to something!

With a little trepidation, you peer inside the box…

…and find it empty. Well, not precisely. You peer in further, and spot a few bits of cardboard at the bottom of the box. Confused, you pull them out…

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…and can only gape in amazement. There are eight of the things. You stare at the date, and realized it’s all booked for just a week away.

The week goes fast. It appears your parents were in on the plot. In deep. The passports have all been organized, your Dad has arranged time off work, and the whole family is all set for a trip to New Zealand.

Before you know it you find yourself lugging suitcases through customs and trying to keep little siblings still as you wait in countless ques. Thankfully, with your large family, you get hustled to the front of most lines, so it isn’t long at all until you are met with one of the most beautiful planes in the world. Every line of her breathes New Zealand already…

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You are met by an airhostess who gives you your first taste of the Kiwi accent as she ushers you to your business class seats…

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The flight is beautiful. You fly through the night, and although you don't get too much sleep, you enjoy the whole time, due in part to the selection of fantastic movies available, as well as the ample and comfortable space of business class. As the dawn breaks you get a beautiful view of the sun rising over the sea, and in the distance spot a hazy island.

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You're brought a beautiful breakfast, entirely made up of rich, unspoiled New Zealand ingredients. Your choice of Apple & Blueberry pancakes with honey, Chocolate Muffin, Tea, Fruit Salad and Orange Juice…

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…or Eggs, Sausage, Sauteed Mushrooms, Fruit, Orange Juice, Yogurt, and Blueberry Muffin.

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And the island grows closer. At last you reach Auckland and you all gather around the window to watch as the plane circles around the bays and coves almost surrounding the little city.

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After a short trip through customs, you are met by a delighted friend and enveloped in hugs and chatter and excitement. It's just my Dad and I, and we quickly bustle you all out of the airport and onto a shuttle.

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In about ten minutes we've reached an open paddock where a surprise awaits...

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We all pile in, and the balloon gently rises into the air. We float gently down the island, offering you a fantastic bird's eye view of the New Zealand scenery. Several hours are spent in gentle drifting and chatting. Dad and I point out landmarks to those of you who are awake. Your younger siblings spent most of the night watching movies, and have dropped off almost immediately! At last we drift into Waipawa...

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...and the balloon drops in the field behind my house, where we are met by hoards of my welcoming siblings. Thanks to some incredible winds, the whole journey takes less than an hour, and we arrive at about 10am, just in time for a luscious morning tea.

We munch on our frozen pineapple lumps...

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...and sip thick, creamy milkshakes...

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...as y'all are given the guided tour of the house and are all shown your rooms. Everyone begins to settle and get to know each other a bit better. Our families bond pretty fast, and soon the house is filled with exuberant kids. Of course, there is no question of us not getting along! The conversation even brushes on our favourite subject - ie, the ACW - and I smile a secret smile... Your family have been refreshed by the relaxing ride, but everyone is ready for a bit of action after sitting still so long. And we have action on the menu...

A whole troop of horses appear from the bottom paddock. We even have a special guest, just for you...

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Meet Asfaloth. This beautiful stallion originally belonged to Glorfindel of Gondolin, and was filched by Arwen of Rivendale for a certain movie. Now, however, he actually belongs to a friend of mine, who has agreed to let me – or you – borrow him for the day. We each find a horse to our liking, and mount up. Then we are off...

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We have a long ride ahead of us. Thanks to some fantastic shortcuts we discovered along the way the journey, which would usually take a good four hours by car, is ridden in less than one. They were very good shortcuts. As we ride we fill you all in on where we are off to. You see, we had an ulterior motive in inviting you all...

New Zealand, you see, is, as you so wisely pointed out to us, long overdue for a civil war. The government will not let us keep slaves (aka, tell our kids what to do) and the taxes are far too high, which is, of course, ample reason to start a war. And who better to call on to help instigate it than a civil war expert?

Of course, the Americans did end up losing theirs, but we shan’t hold that against them…

At last we reach the capital, where we shall make our valiant stand. We crest a hill, and before us the city lies, oblivious and entirely unprepared for what is to come.

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We all pull our replica Civil War swords from our scabbards and charge into the city. We slow down considerably as we get toward the center, as the streets can be rather hazardous for riders. Thankfully our horses are well trained. We receive some weird looks from pedestrians, but they don’t bother us. As homeschoolers with large families, we have high immunity to weird looks. Soon we reach our goal – the steps of parliament themselves. The beehive stretches up tall and imposing before us.

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Ecstatic that we should have got this far, we gallop around the lawns and wave our swords in victory. The park quickly clears of politicians, as they scurry to their cars or peer anxiously at us through third-storey windows. My mum waves to her cousin Winston.

Satisfied with our success so far, we settle down to plan our siege. While we debate strategy for the rest of our campaign, we settle down in the shade of the nearby trees to enjoy your slightly belated birthday picnic.

The food is delicious, with all our specially Kiwi treats on the menu…

Pavlova…

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Lamb chops with cold potato salad…

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Lamingtons…

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Cheerios – which are not breakfast food, by the way, but little Kiwi sausages…

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Cadburys Ice-cream…

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MellowPuffs and ToffeePops…

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And, of course, generous helpings of Cadburys chocolate bars…

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And to crown it all, the cake…

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Which is, of course, a resplendent object, complete with proper icing rather than despicable, slimy, lardish, unbearably sweetened American frosting.

Unless of course, you like despicable, slimy, lardish, unbearably sweetened American frosting, in which case I shall import some just for you…

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Unfortunately, the party comes to a rather untimely end.

In short, the police interfere. Apparently they choose to air some little known bylaws – which we were, of course, oblivious to – which apparently decree that weapons of any kind, ACW replicas or otherwise, are not to be aired in pubic. Never mind that the whole reason one buys a replica of any kind is to show it off, which is rather difficult to do without airing it every once in a while. They don’t even seem to care that this type of restrictive, discriminating law is the very thing we are protesting, and that they have no right to so forcefully quell the voice of the quashed minorities. They don’t even seem to care that they’re spoiling your birthday party. NZ police are very callous like that.

And…

And then…

Actually, I have no idea how I’m possibly going to get this narrative out of this predicament.

*is speechless*

I don’t even know how this happened.

*blinks a little*

*realizes what she’s been writing*

*bursts into tears*

Look what I’ve done – I’ve gone and spoilt your birthday party. After months planning this I have just let myself get carried away, and I’ve ruined it! I’m so sorry Beth! I’ve spoilt it! It’s ruined! Now we’re all going to go to jail, and your lovely New Zealand holiday will end in disaster in its very first day! We’ll be arrested and you’ll be shipped back to America and the Prime Minister will think that it was an assassination attempt and she’ll be furious and declare war on America and we don’t even have an army to speak of so George Bush will just crush us without even trying and then he’ll take New Zealand over and force us all to write without ‘u’s, and it’ll all be a complete disaster! Oh, what have I done?

*calms down a little*

No, I can save this! I am determined! And I have help…

The police arrive, and furiously demand to know what we are doing. There is a flash of light, and Toni leaps upon one of the many soapboxes littering the parliament grounds. She begins to speak, her voice resounding around the park. Immediately all fall silent, awed and moved by the power in her voice.

She speaks of freedom, and of free speech. She speaks of history, and the victories and tragedies of humankinds fight for freedom. She speaks of oppression and injustice, and heroes and champions. She speaks of her little sisters dream birthday party, which would be tragic to spoil. And all the politicians stand and listen, captivated, tears streaming down their faces at the powerful words.

(I’m sorry, I'm afraid I don’t have a picture to illustrate this moment)

At last she descends from her soapbox, and the roar of the crowd is deafening. They are inspired.

They want more.

Toni gets scared by their incessant roaring and runs away.

At last the Prime Minister finds her way to us as we’re collecting the last of our horses from various spots around the park where they strayed after the excitement got too vocal. She – the Prime Minister, not the horse – is so moved by Toni’s speech that she decided to give up her wicked ways and promote freedom for the masses. Although she makes sure to make extra clear that that doesn’t mean she’ll drop taxes.

At last we extricate ourselves from the roaring crowds and set off to find Toni. We discover her a little way away with a young police officer. He insists that he must escort us back to make sure that we reach home safely, so we all set off again.

Being very tired, we take the extra short short-cut and get home in five minutes.

My Mum had prepared a traditional Maori hangi for us…

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…which should have been cooking while we were gone. Unfortunately she had used river rocks in the bottom and they had exploded in the heat.

So we ended up just going to MacDonalds. There Toni announced that the police officer, who still hadn’t left, had proposed to her and she had accepted, seeing as he was a godly, sincere, upright, clever, handsome young man and had the most adorable accent.

Since this meant that she was going to stay in the country for good your parents decided that there was no point in dividing the family with such a large ocean as they really could not afford the plane tickets to travel back and forward, so they decided that they may as well settle here too.

And the rest of the trip was pretty uneventful, really... *shrugs*



A trip away, a conference, and a couple of very cool cars... (part two)

11:20 PM, Aug. 19, 2008 » 7 comments » Link

On Monday night we sent the guy who owned the ute a text asking when we should pick it up, and the bombshell was dropped. Apparently the test it was sitting on Tuesday was not the final warrant but just an initial test to check on what needed fixing, and it would be another week before it would be ready to drive. How this misunderstanding came about I’m still not quite sure, but however it happened it was somewhat of a problem.

We couldn’t sit around Auckland for a whole week, and we needed to get home. Our only options were to take a bus ourselves and arrange for the ute to be trucked down to Hawkes Bay - which, with petrol this high, would be terribly expensive – and there fix it and certify it ourselves; Bus back home, leave the car in Auckland for the couple of weeks it would need and then fly or bus back up to collect it; or drop out of the sale.

Worst of all, it was going to take the whole day to sort it out, which meant my last hopes of seeing Prince Caspian in the theatres were dashed. Ok, maybe not worst of all, but that was a bit of a disappointment, too.

We still hadn’t actually seen the ute, so we arranged to go and have a look at it the next morning. We decided that if we really loved it and couldn’t bear to let it drop we’d do what we could, but if we weren’t totally happy with it anyway then it just wasn’t worth it.

So we got up early and caught the bus, and ambled along to his house. The ute was very impressive. It was very big and very low and very sporty. Big according to New Zealand standards, however; our roads are narrow and windy and half the Big American Trucks wouldn’t even fit on them. Honestly, your roads! Well, they’re certainly something for a Kiwi to behold, I can tell you! I’d bet a good half of you Americans have never actually driven a proper corner at 100ks! Or 60 miles, or whatever…

Just a sec, let me find you a pic or two…
 

It was all fitted out pretty nicely. There were a couple of things we were concerned about, though. Firstly, the roof leaked. Pretty badly. It had been a bit of a home job, and the seals were wasted. They had had a soft top for it for summer, but the guy had taken it apart to modify it and had munted it a bit, so we’d have to get a new one of those made up too. Secondly, the suspension was lowered. *winces* It might look racy, but it doesn’t make for the most comfortable ride. And Thirdly, the whole build and bodywork was a bit rough. It looked ok, but it just wasn’t quite finished.

All in all, it was slightly rough, but we would have been quite happy with it if it had been ready for it. For the price it was pretty great, and we were prepared to do a bit of fixing it up before it was all peachy. But it wasn’t ready, and that was the thing. I would have been ok with trucking it down and bussing ourselves home, but it was him who would be paying most of it, so it wasn’t really up to me!

I think it was the suspension that decided Dad. He’s had a bit of back trouble, and he just didn’t relish the idea of a bumpy ride, after the comfort of the MPV. Plus the difficulty of having to organize the fixing ourselves. My Dad, see, is the kind of guy who can do just about anything, and is also very finance conscious. So he’s the kind of guy who would never let anyone else do something like that if he could do it himself, and he really wasn’t relishing the thought of doing it, I think!

So we talked it over with the guy and he agreed to relist it. He had had heaps of interest in it and he thought he could get more for it if he warranted it first anyway, so he was pretty sweet with that.

And we left without a car. It was pretty disappointing, after finding something that seemed so perfect and looking forward to it for weeks and telling all one’s friends about it… *sigh*

We had arranged to go to my Aunty and Uncle’s house on one side of Auckland for dinner and we had several things to do on the other side. After our disappointing trek that morning we really didn’t feel like waiting for busses and switching them and everything, so we just hired a rental car at the first place we came across.

It felt good to be in a car, even if it wasn’t ours, and we were a little heartened by it. So we trotted back to the telecom shop where I used their wifi to say hi to all my blogging friends – well, the ones on my cbox, anyway – and Dad talked to the guys a bit more about his troublesome PDA. When Dad was finished we logged onto Turners and looked at their cars up for auction. Out of the hundreds of cars they had on auction that night only about twenty were manual, and only about three of those would have worked. And none of them were convertible.

Dad said they were sports cars, but none of them were cute sports cars. And, not being a car expert or a fast driver, I don’t really care what it is or who made it, I just want a car that’s going to get me from A to B and look cute while it’s doing it. Admittedly the Ute wasn’t exactly cute, but it was fun, which is almost as good.

And these cars might have had sporty engines, but, honestly, who cares? It isn’t the engine one looks at, and who cares that it can go to 300ks when the speed limit’s 100ks? Cars that are eternally wanting to go faster are just a pain to drive, anyway. There was a little red Mazda Autozam which Dad liked. I thought it was a pretty boring car, actually, after the ute… but then, everything seemed to look boring after the ute. We had another look at TradeMe and decided, while we were there, to drive over to see a couple of cars which looked interesting in a sales yard a bit away.

We ended up going to the wrong sales yard at first, and after they had told us the location of their rivals they detained us for a while to show us their own ‘better’ cars. Then while we were leaving we saw another one or two sale yards across the road, and then another four, etc, etc. Then we ended up stopping along the road at several more interesting looking car yards… honestly, the place was teaming with car salesmen of various shapes and sizes, it was dizzying.

Anyhow, it was tragic how few manual cars we saw. Each yard might have three manuals, all the cars coming out nowadays seem to be autos… *shakes head*

Finally, about twenty car yards down the road, we arrived at our destination. There we met a rather tubby islander lady with a perpetual smile and anxious eyes. There we discovered that the car had been moved to another sale yard in their chain just down the road a couple of days before. When she heard that we had seen it on the internet and had established that we had not come through any other agent in her chain her eyes took on a slightly maniacal excitement, and she insisted on personally escorting us to the sale yard to inspect it. We told her that we were sure we could find it ourselves, but she was insistent, and zoomed away in her car as fast as she could.

When we arrived at the other yard she was waiting, key in hand, to escort us to the car, where she hovered around popping the boot and starting the engine so we could see how it sounded and insisting we sat in it to see how comfortable the seats were and showing us the controls and worrying over the prominent lump of bird poo dropped on the roof. The maniacal light was in her eyes and her smile flashed at every opportunity.

It was quite a nice car; a cheap, economical Mazda Demio in a pretty bright blue. It was tall and not at all long, though, which gave it a very stubby look, and it simply didn’t have a bit of style to it.

We told her we were just looking at the moment and we’d return if we decided to buy it. Her smile vanished and she watched with despair as we walked away. Poor woman. She was so very, very obviously paid per sale.

I don’t know why all the cars we looked at were Mazdas. We didn’t do it on purpose, it just happened that way. It’s especially weird since both my Mum and Dad’s cars are Mazda… I guess they’re pretty popular here! *shrugs*

By the time we had to leave for my Aunty and Uncle’s house we still hadn’t found anything particularly nice. There were several cars that would have done, and I had resigned myself to a little dark grey Toyota which was unremarkable but still quite a nice car.

We arrived at my Aunty and Uncle’s house and were greeted enthusiastically by cousins and Aunty alike. I was soon absorbed in energetic romping with my little cousins, while Dad talked to my Aunty about our car finding woes.

He still liked the Autozam best, so he rang Turners and had a guy stand in the auctions for him. Half an hour later, while I was running around the lounge furniture being chased by three ferocious, weapon brandishing ‘tigers’, he informed me that we had been the highest bidders so had won. The car was still a long way beneath reserve, though, so they were going to negotiate with the seller and get back to us.

To be continued…




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