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ME? A BLUE RIBBON WINNER? WELL....NO!
YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE JUST ARE LUCKY WINNERS? YOU KNOW THE TYPE...THEY JUST HAPPEN TO ACE EVERYTHING THEY DO? THAT'S NEVER BEEN THE CASE FOR ME. I'VE NEVER WON A THING. NOT EVEN A DRAWING FOR A FREE STUFFED ANIMAL. NOT A TEN-DOLLAR GIFT CERTIFICATE...NOT EVEN A FREE ICE CREAM COUPON. IN FACT, MY LUCK IS SO BAD...THAT WHEN I GO TO THE LOCAL MEIJERS TO DO A "BUY ONE-GET ONE FREE DEAL"... THERE IS ONLY ONE PACKAGE LEFT TO BUY!!! IT JUST DOESN'T SWING THAT WAY FOR ME. OH SURE, I GET CLOSE... TO THE EDGE...BUT NEVER NUMBER ONE. NEVER QUITE REACH THE FINISH LINE. BUT, JUST-A-BOUT. SOMETIMES ANYWAY. IF YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE LAST COUPLE OF BLOG ENTRIES OF MINE, THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND I'VE BEEN WONDERING IF ANY OF MY 4H ENTRIES WON THE BLUE RIBBON. ... UH-NOPE. CLEARING MY THROAT, WITH CORRECT POSTURE... I PROUDLY SAY THAT..... I DID WIN 2ND PLACE FOR THE ALICE IN WONDERLAND HAT/PLANTER. AND, I DID TAKE THIRD PLACE FOR MY APPLE PIE...AND THIRD ON MY CUTTING OF DILL. THE REST OF THE ENTRIES, NOT A THING. I KNOW MY AUNT JOYCE WILL FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE SHE THINKS I AM THE BEST COOKIE BAKER AND BREAD BAKER THAT EVER WALKED THE PLANET! NOT TO WORRY AUNT JOYCE...I WILL BE BRINGING A FRESH ZUCCHINI SPICE BREAD THIS FRIDAY AND I AM SURE YOU WILL HAVE A HOMEMADE BLUE RIBBON TO GIVE ME! AT LEAST I HOPE SHE WILL. *********************************** AND THE BEAT GOES ON........................... |
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