Jul. 31, 2008 - Do We Love It?

danger, danger!

What's wrong with these scissors? THE THREAD WON'T CUT!

I'm doing a PETA protest tomorrow outside of Burberry, and I'm going to be stuck in a bikini, painted gold, then dropped in Central with a big sign saying DON'T WEAR FUR. Pics tomorrow! 

Jul. 27, 2008 - Peanut Butter Jelly & A Baseball Bat

danger, danger!

Hello there ladies and germs, the party has arrived. AND THE PARTY HAS LOODLES. Loodles = noodles, but loodles are cooler than noodles. Noodles are geeks, loodles are the art and drama freaks who hang around the back of the sports shed and smoke clove cigarettes. I used to go to school before my suicide scare, and I can go back next year...so excited.

Anyway, well, I just woke up and I feel like more loodles. Excuse me.

Jul. 25, 2008 - Come one, come all to this tragic affair

danger, danger!

Welcome, one and all, to the inner sanctum of my twisted mind.

Introductions - my name's Rumor Hartlett, I'm 14 years old and I like the ladies. Acting and writing are the only two things I'm good at and that are slightly useful, and people think that I'm a good model. My favorite bands are Queen (hence the blog), Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Marilyn Manson and Three Days Grace. Favorite movies are anything by Baz Luhrmann and Tim Burton, and I have a soft spot for musicals and Mean Girls. If it's got good acting and wacky directing and writing I'll like it.

Thanks for stopping by. May the force be with you.