I picked up this from my brother (Dracula); yes, I thought it was funny!       

Why Does a round pizza come in a Square Box??

Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegitables, whats baby oil made of?

Why are you IN a movie but ON TV?

Why can Goofy stand & pluto is on all fours when they're both dogs?

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

Why dont dogs like it when you blow in thier face, but love sticking thier head out the car window?

If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do penguins have knees?

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in the driveway?

Why is an alarm clock "going off" when its really coming on?

When bald people work as chefs, do they have to wear hair nets?

Why say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If you only had one eye, are you blinking or winking?

Why dont you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is it called "after dark" when its really after light?

Repost if u think this is funny...

Random questions to think about

~Daydreamer