K.B.'s World of... Stuff - A superhero I made up called "PLUNGER MAN"

Dateline: Aug. 27, 2007

A superhero I made up called "PLUNGER MAN"

I know that you are dying to know what a plunger man is so heres the story:

One day, in the town of Bobville, there was a boy named Billybob B. Bobbybill. The sewer monsters of Bobville killed Billybob’s mom and dad when he was 4. Billybob had wanted to get revenge on the sewer monsters ever since then. As Billybob did research on sewer monsters, he became interested in plumbing.
When he was 18 years old he got an apprentice job from the most famous plumber in Bobville, Mr. Bobby B. Billson.

One day Mr. Billson and Billybob was working at Mrs. Bobby Jean Bobbill house, when Mr. Billson went to go get a drink and Billybob decided to try to help Mr. Billson while he was gone by fixing the toilet. So he got his plunger and stuck it in the toilet. He pulled in and out, In and out, In and out. But Billybob was having a hard time going in and out so he pulled the plunger out of the toilet to make sure his plunger was working right. While he was looking at his plunger a sewer monster came out of the toilet! But Billybob didn’t notice the sewer monster. Billybob turned around and saw the sewer monster and whacked it with his plunger but the plunger got stuck to the sewer monster. The sewer monster dropped slime every where and stunk. And then Mr. Billson came back with a cherry soda in his hand but when he saw the sewer monster he dropped it and grabbed his sewer monster fryer laser gun and shot the sewer monster and the sewer monster melted. But when Mr. Billson shot the laser beam from his sewer monster fryer laser gun went through the sewer monster and into Billbob’s plunger and into him. Billybob fell to the ground and didn’t move for what seemed like a long time. But then Billybob did wiggle a little and got up. But Billybob felt different and when he looked at his plunger it was glowing. After that, strange things started happening to him . His Plunger every now and then glowed like it did after he had got hit. It was also very hot so he never touched it. Once he had dropped it and it fell on the floor and burnt a hole. Biilybob did not now what was going on. Another time, he noticed that plunger was shooting Toilet bowl cleaner.

A week later, he was watching his favorite show, "Larry Boy". He noticed how Larry Boy put plungers on his ears (if vegetables have ears that is), and he thought that was cool so he tried it. He put them on his ears while he was watching and when the show was over, he needed the remote, but he didn't want to get up. He just sat there wishing the remote would just fly over to him, and guess what? It did! He did not know what was happening. Then he next wished that the TV would just turn it self off but it did not. It was the plungers! He had figured out that when he wore his plunger hat he had a little bit of mind control.

The next day, he showed all this stuff to Mr. Billson. He neither could figure out why these strange things were happening. while they were talking about it, another sewer monster came out of the toilet. but this time, Billybob saw it and hit it with his plunger again. but this time, it did not get stuck, it sliced the sewer monster right in half but since basicly a sewer monster is... well, sewer, it did not die. It continued to fight Billybob. But all of a sudden, a bunch of toilet bowl shot out of his plunger and eveybody knows that toilet bowl cleaner is a sewer monsters worst enemy. The sewer monster began to melt. "Thank you Billybob!" said Mr. Billson, "But look at this mess!". Billybob looked at the room. Then He remembered something. He started to put the plungers on his ears and he started to pick up the mess with his mind!

And that is what Billybob does today, only now he goes under the name "PLUNGER MAN!". He fight the evil world of sewer monsters. There is no way of telling how many times he has saved you life.