These questions are from a game called" would you rather..."

some of them were soo funny.

WOULD YOU RATHER...?

~Have a head twice the normal size -OR- half the normal size??

~As a man,have your grandmother's first name -OR- her haircut??

~Have to let 30 five-year old children have the complete run of your apartment for 3 hours with no rules -OR- let 2 sea lions have the run of your apartment for one hour??

~Bang your funny bone 5 times in a row until its not funny anymore -OR- listen to somebody scrape their nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes??

~Have the theme song of your choice play whenever you walk -OR- have your own mood lighting wherever you are??

~After being shipwrecked in the middle of the ocean and waiting to be rescued,see land the whole time,but know that its 10 miles away -OR- not be able to see land but still know,somehow,that it is 5 miles away??

~While marching in a 10 mile parade with a band in tight formation,keep getting hit in the back of the head with the trombone slide -OR- have the cymbals crashing together an inch from your ears??

~Sing every word you speak -OR- always speak in rhymes??