A Different Perspective

• Oct. 13, 2007 - I wonder how deep the ocean would be without sponges...I just had to share these =)

AMERICA:Love it or Leave it!
All stressed out and no one to choke!
7 Days without Jesus makes one weak.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand!
As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools!
Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy
Be nice to your kids: They'll chose your nursing home!
Be ye fishers of men; You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em!
Bill Clinton; 86% fact free.
before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have enough to spare!
Born Free: Taxed to death!
CAUTION!: This car WILL be left behind during rapture!
Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich!
Do NOT play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Doctor's say I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that.
DO NOT put a question mark where God put a period!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Don't steal the government hates competition!
Elvis has left the planet.
First, the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
Heck is where people go if they don't believe in Gosh!
Hey man, you live in America now speak Spanish!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!
I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully.
I left the womb for this??
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, SKYDIVING IS DEFINATLY NOT FOR YOU!!!
If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth.
I've been dieting for the past month, but all I've lost was 31 days!
Men are like outhouses, always taken or full of crap.
Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.
On the other hand.... you have different fingers.
QUIET BRAIN! Or I'll poke you with another q-tip!
Repetition is always better the second time!