We're Trapped

Today’s post is brought to you by the letter P – for pirate bug.  And the number bazillion – for the amount of pirate bugs I have. 
Ever hear of a pirate bug?  Have you ever been bitten by a tiny black bug and it HURT?  That’s a pirate bug.  They are swarming out of the corn fields and attacking us.  I can’t wait for frost.  Did I just say that?  I did not just say that.  Yes, I did.  We are trapped inside!  We were outside a few days ago, and we all ended up running back into the house yelling.  Seriously.  Today, we were able to stay outside.  They only semi-attacked.  But they were all over our screens.  We had to close the windows of our house so they wouldn’t get in.  And now, as I sit here, they are coming to my computer screen.  Help me…

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