It is always interesting to see the minds of boys work. Innocently, I asked my 8 and 6 year olds to help me make my bed. They decide to see who can put my pillows on the fastest. I am not sure if the purpose of making my bed was accomplished, but it was fun to watch!
Last night, Bryson, 6, came in to inform us the dog was whining. Len asked why his ears were so red. Without any hesitation, he said, “Because my pillow is red.” Of course!
Riley, the youngest, 4 going on 40, informed me his bottom teeth were ready to come out. It must be agonizing to watch his older siblings lose teeth, get big, and such as he anxiously awaits reaching the allusive "big" kid title. Well, as serious as a doctor explaining the reason for high cholesterol, Riley explained the crack between his teeth was an indication that his teeth were ready to be pulled out. "Mom, get the string, tie it up and just pull on them like this. Okay." Trying not to laugh, I explained gently that the crack between his teeth was the space between one tooth and the other, and God will decide when his teeth are ready to come out and the "big" teeth appear. Oh, there is that word again!
My sweet husband cleaned a toilet today. This began a discussion I can relate to. Hubby says , "Bryson and Riley, why is there pee all over the toilet, under the seat, on the floor, on the side of the toilet? "Hmmmmm, I don't know. " says Riley innocently with big innocent 4 year old eyes. I am sure he honestly doesn't have any idea how that pee got all over the toilet. "Could it be pee wars?", the previous toilet cleaner asks. Bryson looks vary sheepish at his mother and father. Father says, "What is pee wars?" with a slight hint of curiousity, but mostly perplexity. The previous toilet cleaner must concentrate on a straight face as this is serious business. Bryson says, "Well, well, mmmmm, Riley and I fight with pee." Father's eyes get big and without hesitaton the decree is made, " Well, the pee wars must stop." The previous toilet cleaner rejoices at the news and is so happy to have another toilet cleaner's support on this issue! Perhaps, we should teach these "Pee" soldiers to clean the toilets!
Thank you God for these wonderful boys I get to watch grow.