One Girl Revolution - I maintain my (in)sanity...LOL

• Sunday, March 16, 2008
I maintain my (in)sanity...LOL

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. (I have done this)

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (ALL the time!!!)

10 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face. (I have done this...I was stared at)

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!' (My brother did this years ago, when he got change from a machine. He and Abby came up to me all excited, with "Adam got free money!")

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.
'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (OMGsh! My dad does this ALL the time!!!)

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. (Yep...)

It's Called Therapy

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Comments

• Monday, March 17, 2008
Huh????

Posted by Andrea

What WOULD happen if you did number 1? lol, Andrea Saxe

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• Monday, March 17, 2008
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Posted by Sierra Saxe

Wow this is the most i've laughed all week! I loved the one about the "Diet water" and some people have joked about the one your dad does to you guy's. I LOVE THE ZOO ONE ( I hope Andrea doesn't try it some time)! (jk) (I want her too)!

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• Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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Posted by PoorBoyHat