• Sunday, April 13, 2008
Witticisms
Today I don't have much time, since I've been spending it working on my stories, so I just decided to post some of the funny things that I have heard people say lately...
This morning my brother and sister were reading a book, when I heard a "Achoo!". Immediately, Elise grabbed the (library) book from Isaac and I heard, "No Isaac! This is not to kashoo on!" She obviously meant sneeze...
Yeterday we went to the Children's Museum in Seattle with some new friends. Aftter all our fun and excitment, we were walking back to the car when Emily looks up at the sky and says, "Look mom, half moon!"
John (Mr. Wright) laughed, and looked at Amy (Mrs. Wright) and said, "Remember Adam?" and then they both laughed. So Mom asked what they were laughing about, and John said "When Adam was really little he came into our room, and he was just giggling like crazy. So we were like, "What Adam? What?" and Adam giggles and says, "God is so silly!" and we're like, "Why, why is God silly, Adam?" and Adam chuckles and says, "He forgot to put the moon away!"
This just goes to show what the world is coming to, a telemarketer called my mom the other day, and he announced himself in this way, "Hey, this is like (Tim) and I'm like calling from such and such, would you like to order a-" Understandably, my mom hung up.
Two of my favorite jokes...you can see my humor is a little dark...
Three men, a Brit, a Frenchie, and and American are traveling through an island when they are captured by cannibals. They are tied up and taken to the cannibal camp where they are hung in cages and left there over night. In the morning, the king of the cannibals comes over and says, "I got good news, and I got bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" Well, they all figure they know what the bad news is, so they answer the bad news first. The cannibal smiles a huge smile, and says "Well, you're all going to die, and then we're going to use your skin to make our boats! Now the good news, you get to choose how you die!"
The Brit is first, he asks for a gun. He puts it to his head, and BAM he's dead. Then the Frenchie. He asks for a sword
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• Monday, April 14, 2008
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Posted by Sierra
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