One Girl Revolution - More to come, but for now...

• Monday, April 14, 2008
More to come, but for now...

OK, for anyone who read my last post, you will see that I left half of my joke hanging. Oops. I must have put publish instead of save. So, here is the rest of the joke, and post!

Three men, a Brit, a Frenchie, and and American are traveling through an island when they are captured by cannibals. They are tied up and taken to the cannibal camp where they are hung in cages and left there over night. In the morning, the king of the cannibals comes over and says, "I got good news, and I got bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" Well, they all figure they know what the bad news is, so they answer the bad news first. The cannibal smiles a huge smile, and says "Well, you're all going to die, and then we're going to use your skin to make our boats! Now the good news, you get to choose how you die!"
The Brit is first, he asks for a gun. He puts it to his head, and BAM he's dead. Then the Frenchie. He asks for a sword, SLIT he's dead. Now the American is the only dude left. He asks for a fork. The Cannibal King stares at him. "A fork?" he asks, scratching his head. The American yells at the king, "Look dude, you said I could choose how I die, now bring me the goshdarn fork!" So the king has his cannibal-brave-peoples-whatever bring the American fella a fork. The American takes it and begins to stab himself repeatedly, over and over, and over. The king rushes to the cage and yell, "What in the name of heaven and earth are you doing?!" The American yells right back, "I'm gonna die, but you ain't using my skin to cover no dang boats!"
This joke is courtesy of my Uncle Will, as is this next one:

So an three reporters (again, an American, Brit, and Frenchie) have come to Iraq to report on the war. Unfortunately, they are captured by a firing squad, and lined up to die. The first dude, the American, looks over the angry soldiers, and decided, "I gotta get out of here, this is going to be an awesome story!" So he points behind the soldiers and yells, "HURRICANE!" The soldiers turn, and the American takes his chance to run. The Brit is next, and he caught the idea. So he pionts over the heads, and yells, "TORNADO!" Obviously, these soldiers are very stupid, so they turn and the Brit takes his chance to run. Now the Frenchie comes up, and with a big smile on his face, he points over the soldiers head, and yells, "FIRE!"
If you didn't get this, you are an extremely strange person, and should go get your head checked. Oh yeah, and when Adam told this joke to my dad, he kind of twisted it with, "firing quads", instead of "firing squads". We had a good laugh over that.

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