So I was innocently busy in the kitchen, frying up some ground beef for supper, my oldest daughter working beside me cleaning up dishes in the sink, when my 10 year-old daughter came screeching up the steps to the deck and then in the door. She screamed through the kitchen as Victoria & I watched, barely having time to ask what was wrong, followed closely by her 7 year-old sister who was screaming just as wildly. They both fled into the living room where they continued to jump around, screaming, plainly in fear for their lives.
As they zipped past us we ascertained that the cause of their fear was a bug in the 7 year-old’s hair. They went by so fast that we didn’t have time to see what it was, but we both thought we heard the word “bee.” My only thought was that if there was a bee in her hair, she should stop immediately lest it sting her!
However, when I came upon the lively scene in the living room, both girls jumping around wildly, screaming blue murder, I discovered that it was not a bee, but a very large beetle in her hair.
Now, we live in the north country. We have long, cold winters and summers too short to house the really nasty bugs of the south, so most of our bugs are pretty small. However, there are a couple of nasty varieties that are tough enough for our inhospitable climate. One of these nasty vermin is a very large beetle. The black body is about an inch long, and it has antennae that are even longer than its body. It is truly one of God’s most hideous creations.
Now I had to think fast. I am a terrible arachnophobe, and don’t have any more tolerance for (or any less fear of) other forms of creepy crawlies that inhabit the insect world. But I had to save my baby. Knowing I would not have the courage to touch it I grabbed a Kleenex and looked around for a stick-like object with which to flick the offensive creature from its tangles. All I could find on my dash to the living room was a short crochet hook.
My first thought upon seeing my screaming daughter was that if I got the thing out of her hair inside, the bug would be INSIDE! So I called her to go out the front door with me, and on the front step I flicked at the bug with the crochet hook. I did not, however, think this process through, and used the hook end, which, rather than removing the bug from the locks, joined it in its captivity.
Now there is a bug in her hair and a crochet hook dangling from just below it. I’m going to have to reach close to the bug to retrieve the hook. Ugh. But I’m a mum, and mums sometimes do some very distasteful, even fearful, things for the good of their children. This was one such moment.
I reached over and quickly, though not at all delicately, removed the crochet hook. My daughter was so upset about the bug she did not notice this removal at all. I then turned the crochet hook around to use the straight end of it, and flicked at the bug. Finally the bug was free.
My daughter, upon seeing how large and hideous her hair adornment really was, screamed all the louder! I stepped on the bug, but being a large, armoured beetle I have no idea if I maimed it at all. I stepped on it again. I was pretty sure I squished at least part of it. My daughter very quickly ran back into the house, yelling for all the doors to be closed at once! I followed her just as quickly, shuddering almost as much as she was from the terrible ordeal, finally over. The girls were advised to brush and tie back their hair in future so that any other would-be captives could be more easily brushed away.
The bug remains on our front step. My son kindly took a photo so that I could post it in hopes that someone will know what kind of a bug this is, and if it bites or stings. It did not hurt my daughter, but it was probably too busy trying to free itself from the tangles of her hair, and very likely deafened from the intense screaming of my two girls! But it would be good to know as we do see these critters now and then over the summer months. When my husband arrives home from work I’ll ask him to remove the bug or its remains from the front step. Otherwise there are a few girl-types in this house who will be using the back door from now on…
