Last week Tucker Carlson reported that Californians, in addition to fleeing to Texas, are also moving to Mexico. Real estate is becoming hard to come by for native Mexicans with all the gringos moving in. Welp, there goes the neighborhood!
So I had a great idea for fixing all of America’s problems. Why not ship all of America’s liberals to Mexico in exchange for an equal number of Latino immigrants? Instead of having them illegally jump the border, just let them in, as long as a commensurate number of pink-haired, sleeve-tattooed leftists leave the USA. Then everyone’s happy. The people that hate this country and burn down our cities are gone and become someone else’s problem. And the USA gains hard-working, ambitious immigrants with traditional values who might just vote Republican, like the voters who flipped that Texas border district red last week for Mayra Flores.
This way the streets of America become a lot quieter (especially those where Supreme Court justices live). Insurance claims will be way down since Target stores will no longer be catching fire. America will cease to be a nation of whiners, and maybe the USA’s crybaby émigrés will discover how tough some people really have it in the Third World. This would be a win-win-win-win for everyone. Oh sure, we’ll probably pick up a few welfare cheats and cartel members, but we’ll have an electorate that will vote in “tough on crime” officials, so such minor problems can be easily handled.
Only provision – these Nuevo Leftissimo Mexicanos are not allowed to move back! By then we’ll then have a secure border wall and strong enforcement so any college professors, Hollywood celebs, or Squad members wading across the Rio Grande will be promptly deported! A new Golden Age will dawn for America!