{"id":545,"date":"2023-12-16T17:36:13","date_gmt":"2023-12-16T17:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/?p=545"},"modified":"2024-02-29T00:22:52","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T00:22:52","slug":"the-bored-bunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/the-bored-bunny\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bored Bunny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Flamethrower and he is very depressed. He has been sitting here for almost an hour now. He might be so depressed because he just got a bucket of water dumped on him by some bad bunnies on his way to a play rehearsal. He has been watching a Christmas show called &#8220;The Polar Express.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After the movie was over he got up and walked into his room and went to bed. Later in the night I heard some noise coming from the kitchen, so I went out to see what it was. I brought my bat just in case there was a burglar in my house. When I got out into the kitchen I didn&#8217;t see a burglar, I saw little Flamethrower. He was sitting at the table eating some nibbles. We chatted for a little bit until he finished his nibbles and then we all went back to bed.<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-546 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/138\/2023\/12\/Boredbunny-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"A bunny sitting with a remote on a couch\" width=\"300\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/138\/2023\/12\/Boredbunny-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/138\/2023\/12\/Boredbunny.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Flamethrower and he is very depressed. He has been sitting here for almost an hour now. He might be so depressed because he just got a bucket of water dumped on him by some bad bunnies on his way to a play rehearsal. He has been watching a Christmas show called &#8220;The Polar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":337,"featured_media":546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/337"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":598,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions\/598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/thedgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}